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  • Originally posted by SuperSneak
    Don't you have some sort of high-tone insect you can infest the thing with?
    And yes, I ended my sentence with a preposition.
    Yes we do have an insect that would do the job.

    The chainsawus finbarius munches many an unwanted tree.
    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

    Hydey the no-limits man.

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    • Originally posted by Hydey
      The chainsawus finbarius munches many an unwanted tree.
      Not to mention troublesome neighbours.

      Not to mention the ar*seholes who did my car over the other night. Parked in the street outside the house. They took out the driver's window, ripped the ignition out of the steering column and tried to hot-wire it. They were only stopped by the immobiliser system that prevents the car being started without the key. The NRMA guy, who came out to check it over for me, said they'd almost got around the immobiliser system too. They must have been disturbed. They were at least semi-professionals. In taking out the driver's window, they must have spread an adhesive sheet over the window before breaking it, because there were only half a dozen glass fragments in the car and on the ground.

      Thank God for insurance. The damage is in the thousands of dollars.

      Hydey - I potted up the stricken bay. I'm not sure that I went big enough, though. How big d'you reckon it needs?
      " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
      "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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