Hydey's Garden Corner - Your Problems Solved With A Smile

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by finbar


At this stage in your life, you'll derive much greater pleasure from the flavours and aromas of the food and coffee.

No, sod that

[Hydey]

Good no new Questions. This thread is dying.

[finbar]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
No, sod that

*Horse teeters on the brink of the bottomless chasm of middle-age denial*

[finbar]

Originally posted by Hydey
Good no new Questions. This thread is dying.

Hang about, Hydey, we're exhuming Alan Seale to toss some curly ones at you.

Mmmmm. He might have been strictly a Sydney horticultural identity. Okay - we'll dig up that Kevin Whatever-his-name-was with the one bung eye who used to do the gardening stuff on the ABC before Cundall reared his Pom head.

Whatever, we'll keep you immersed for months and months.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by finbar


*Horse teeters on the brink of the bottomless chasm of middle-age denial*

Oh yes - I'm considering hair replacement

[finbar]

I see. That topic obviously featured prominently on the list delivered from the comfy chair while you pretended to fold the clothes.

[SuperSneak]

I've got some back hair sprouting up that I'd be glad to donate.
I'm perfectly happy with my slick pate.

[Jon Miller]

I don't have any backhair

hmm, I wish I had a question to ask Hydey, but unfortunately I do not



how about this

How did you become a gardener Hydey??

Jon Miller

[SuperSneak]

All the brain surgeon jobs had been filled.

[Hydey]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
How did you become a gardener Hydey??

Jon Miller

I wanted to work for myself, get fresh air and exercise.

[SuperSneak]

Do you ever get to diddle bored housewives? (other than your own, of course).

[finbar]

*pass*

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by SuperSneak
Do you ever get to diddle bored housewives? (other than your own, of course).

I'm already dreading Hydey's likely response to this.

Sneak, please, don't ask him stuff like that.

[Hydey]

Originally posted by SuperSneak
Do you ever get to diddle bored housewives? (other than your own, of course).

Yes

I always decline as I am happily married or was that they are always butt ugly and built like a brick outhouse.

[Wilderess]

Dear Hydey,
Please tell me which is the more important factor in a plant’s growth period, temperature or light?

You see, if the greenhouse effect really takes its toll and the Finnish climate will be like what they now have in Central (Germany, France) or even Southern (Italy, Greece, Spain) Europe, there could be one positive aspect in it: we could grow perennials and plants that we only dream about now.

But since there will be no more light in Finland during the dark winter months, can these plants grow? During the lovely Northern summer there is lots and lots of light all day and night, but the plants cannot hoard up light, can they?