Well, I'm studying to be a psychiatrist, to fix you all up.
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Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
"Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon
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ok better results...
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: HighLast edited by Caesar the Great; July 12, 2002, 23:05.I'm 49% Apathetic, 23% Indifferent, 46% Redundant, 26% Repetative and 45% Mathetically Deficient.
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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
This ain't right. I'm very avoidant.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by Asher
Psychiatrist or psychologist?Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
"Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon
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Originally posted by Iskandar Reza
Psychiatrist can prescribe drugs."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Narcissistic, b/s!!
My fiance did the test too, answered yes to some of them, but got all lows. Damn, if she is normal, what are the crazy ones like?I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
My fiance did the test too, answered yes to some of them, but got all lows. Damn, if she is normal, what are the crazy ones like?Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
"Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon
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Originally posted by Asher
Psychiatrist or psychologist?
I was actually going to go in for that ( believe it or not ) up until about four months ago when I realised I didn't want to sit through four years of medical school for something I might not even enjoy doing in the end.A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire
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Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Good times.
I'd have preferred the test if the responses were on a 1-9 scale rather than a boolean scale. I kept feeling compelled to answer "yes" even when the answer was really "a little bit, I s'pose."<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>
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Originally posted by Iskandar Reza
Psychiatrist can prescribe drugs.
Now, as a writer, not only am I free to buy drugs but I don't lose the ability to work in my chosen field by a conviction.A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire
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The downside is most writers will make a tiny fraction of what a Psychiatrist will make."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
Narcissistic, b/s!!
My fiance did the test too, answered yes to some of them, but got all lows. Damn, if she is normal, what are the crazy ones like?
Your wife got all lows? Is she clinically dead? Or just saintly?
Jesus christ.... do you really want to get married to someone that sane?A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire
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Originally posted by Asher
The downside is most writers will make a tiny fraction of what a Psychiatrist will make.
While you factor in the fact that I'd be bored in both ( and probably hopelessly depressed ) I'm willing to put up with a little poverty.
And if the worst comes to the worst I have good enough grades that, should writing not work for me, I can always bite the bullet and hop into pretty much any law faculty I want. MAWAHAHAHAH!A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire
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