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  • #46
    Well, I'm studying to be a psychiatrist, to fix you all up.
    Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
    Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
    "Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon

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    • #47
      Psychiatrist or psychologist?
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #48
        ok better results...

        Paranoid: High
        Schizoid: Moderate
        Schizotypal: High
        Antisocial: Low
        Borderline: Very High
        Histrionic: High
        Narcissistic: High
        Avoidant: High
        Dependent: Very High
        Obsessive-Compulsive: High
        Last edited by Caesar the Great; July 12, 2002, 23:05.
        I'm 49% Apathetic, 23% Indifferent, 46% Redundant, 26% Repetative and 45% Mathetically Deficient.

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        • #49
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #50
            Disorder | Rating
            Paranoid: Low
            Schizoid: Moderate
            Schizotypal: Moderate
            Antisocial: Low
            Borderline: Low
            Histrionic: Low
            Narcissistic: Moderate
            Avoidant: Low
            Dependent: Moderate
            Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


            This ain't right. I'm very avoidant.
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Asher
              Psychiatrist or psychologist?
              Psychiatrist can prescribe drugs.
              Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
              Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
              "Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Iskandar Reza
                Psychiatrist can prescribe drugs.
                I know. Once you can prescribe drugs let me know, we can do business.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #53
                  Disorder | Rating
                  Paranoid: Low
                  Schizoid: Moderate
                  Schizotypal: Low
                  Antisocial: Low
                  Borderline: Low
                  Histrionic: Low
                  Narcissistic: High
                  Avoidant: Low
                  Dependent: Low
                  Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

                  Narcissistic, b/s!!
                  My fiance did the test too, answered yes to some of them, but got all lows. Damn, if she is normal, what are the crazy ones like?
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                    My fiance did the test too, answered yes to some of them, but got all lows. Damn, if she is normal, what are the crazy ones like?
                    No one has survived to answer that....
                    Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
                    Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
                    "Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Asher
                      Psychiatrist or psychologist?
                      Let's hope the former. Psychologists are the scum of the earth.

                      I was actually going to go in for that ( believe it or not ) up until about four months ago when I realised I didn't want to sit through four years of medical school for something I might not even enjoy doing in the end.
                      A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                      • #56
                        Paranoid: High
                        Schizoid: Moderate
                        Schizotypal: High
                        Antisocial: Low
                        Borderline: Low
                        Histrionic: High
                        Narcissistic: High
                        Avoidant: Very High
                        Dependent: Moderate
                        Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

                        Good times.

                        I'd have preferred the test if the responses were on a 1-9 scale rather than a boolean scale. I kept feeling compelled to answer "yes" even when the answer was really "a little bit, I s'pose."
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Iskandar Reza

                          Psychiatrist can prescribe drugs.
                          And lose their license which took them at least seven years to get if they don't do so responsibly.

                          Now, as a writer, not only am I free to buy drugs but I don't lose the ability to work in my chosen field by a conviction.
                          A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                          • #58
                            The downside is most writers will make a tiny fraction of what a Psychiatrist will make.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                              Disorder | Rating
                              Paranoid: Low
                              Schizoid: Moderate
                              Schizotypal: Low
                              Antisocial: Low
                              Borderline: Low
                              Histrionic: Low
                              Narcissistic: High
                              Avoidant: Low
                              Dependent: Low
                              Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

                              Narcissistic, b/s!!
                              My fiance did the test too, answered yes to some of them, but got all lows. Damn, if she is normal, what are the crazy ones like?
                              Seven lows? What are you, fresh-water shrimp?

                              Your wife got all lows? Is she clinically dead? Or just saintly?

                              Jesus christ.... do you really want to get married to someone that sane?
                              A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Asher
                                The downside is most writers will make a tiny fraction of what a Psychiatrist will make.
                                You get what you work for. Being a doctor takes ( in this country at least ) five years of med school and two more years working in a hospital before they are allowed to officially practice. For a lawyer it's something similar.

                                While you factor in the fact that I'd be bored in both ( and probably hopelessly depressed ) I'm willing to put up with a little poverty.

                                And if the worst comes to the worst I have good enough grades that, should writing not work for me, I can always bite the bullet and hop into pretty much any law faculty I want. MAWAHAHAHAH!
                                A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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