What is your height and weight

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Ming and rah are both about 30 pounds. I swear there's some sort of secret government experiment happening in their past. Probably some Cold War scheme to breed a race of agents capable of entering the Kremlin via the keyhole.

[Bereta_Eder]

in my case the experiment failed

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Unless it was an experiment to create some sort of highly mobile roadblock.

[Bereta_Eder]

an intrusion to esoterics . charming and multilayered.

[Bereta_Eder]

oops then again it was a blatant joke

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Unless it was an experiment to create some sort of highly mobile roadblock.

Oi, that's my purpose in life!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

You're still at the "work in progress" stage. Anything wider than a cyclepath and you'd only serve as a traffic-calming measure.

[Bereta_Eder]

people say im not fat but i always disagree with them

what must i do oh ronny?

[Provost Harrison]

Well no one ever calls me fat either, although I am very stocky...I do have a fair amount of fat but I also have a lot of muscle underneath, I would not be capable of being 'skinny'

[Bereta_Eder]

im always 7 kilos overweight unless i fall in love

then mysterious forces take hold and within 2 weeks i am at my ideal height/weight %.

go figure.


love is the best weight watchers program or something

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Just follow my example. No-one notices your big wobbly belly when their gaze remains firmly fixed on your enormous erection.

[Provost Harrison]

I don't do love...

...besides sex is supposed to be good exercise, especially orgasm

[Bereta_Eder]

i think it has something to do with being always on the ready or so to speak

[Sava]

5'9'' ---- 185 lbs...

I don't know the metrics... f*ck the metric system!

[boann]

Originally posted by Kristalli
I just wonder why there are no females in this thread...

5'6 and nope im not telling that
im blonde with green eyes