The World Cup Excellent Adventure!!

[Ming]

Originally posted by Tuberski
Hey Ming, having recently "acquired" a login at counterglow, you can't ban me from 'Poly for calling you names at CG, right?

Everybody else does... so why should you be any different

Now remember... it's spelled B A S T A R D...

[Ming]

So Imran... what are your thoughts for the next Excellent Adventure...

And who is interested in joining in...

[OzzyKP]

Grothgar - Totally excellent Star Wars ending.

Winston - sha... as if.

Grothgar - Hey Win, what are we doing? The story is over.

Winston - wouldn't you like to see the Scooby-Doo ending?

Grothgar - excellent idea, Party on Win.

Winston - Party on Groth.

Win and Groth turn to the camera and start waving their fingers saying "Doodily-do, Doodily-do, Doodily-do, Doodily-do....."

The Big Bad Scooby-Doo Ending

The fight is still going on. MtG was slashing fast and hard. He always thought Fred drove too slow, and wants to just get behind the wheel of The Mystery Machine and cut loose, but Ming was always holding him back. This was the time he'd show everyone. Ming, though, was ready for every blow. Suddenly, Ming knocked MtG's banning rod out of his hands.

Ming: MtG.. you've been consumed by greed and evil. You know Fred drives the van, its how its always been.

MtG: Markos said this was how supernatural detectives were supposed to act.

Ming: He was working for the ghosts! Can't you see.

MtG thought about this for a while. To make the story MUCH shorter, we won't tell you his thoughts, except one: Heidi Klum on a beach. Plus a bonus one for those who are reading this again: Heidi Klum on a beach dripping with oil.....oh so nice. How this made the difference, no one will ever know, but it did. MtG picked up his banning rod, but turned it on MLeonard, as did Ming.

MLeonard: WHAT? Insolence?

Stunned, he never heard Imran, Siro, Mr Fun, Ozzy and Red_jon sneak into the room and grab a hold of him. Ozzy put on the handcuffs.

Siro: Woohoo!

Imran: We've got you now!

Mr. Fun: whew, I'm glad thats all over.

Siro: Not just yet, lets see who you really are, Mr.

Red_jon steps over and takes off MLeonard's mask. All present collectively gasp.

Imran: Why its Eyes of Night!

Ming: The owner of the haunted amusement park!

Siro: uh... Eyes doesn't own a haunted amusement park.

Ming: oh thats right, sorry I got caught up in the moment.

Ozzy: Its Eyes the Civ2 Multplayer sinister genious! He was trying to destroy Apolyton for his own evil ends!

Eyes: and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you darn snooping kids.

Ozzy: well it looks like thats a wrap, take him away boys.

Mr. Fun: Rear Ro Rozzy?

Everyone looks at Mr. Fun.

Mr. Fun: uhhh.. where to Ozzy?

Ozzy: take him to a world where he can no longer manipulate the Civ playing world, a place where his evil machinations will never be able to manifest themselves online, take him to......New Jersey!

Ming: why New Jersey?

Ozzy: I dunno, it seemed like a fairly humorous anti-climactic thing to say.

Ming: ah....

Winston and Grothgar walk on camera. The other characters look at them puzzled.

Winston: Excellent Scooby-Doo ending Groth.

Grothgar: Sha.. by the way have you seen smellykelli?

Winston: yea, she is a babe and a half.

Grothgar: If she were a pizza topping she'd be babaroni.

Winston: good one, if she was a car she'd be a Mazda MyHottie, 4 cylinder, 250 schwing-power.

Grothgar: yea, if she were an animal she'd be a fox.

Winston: uh... thats kinda lame.

Grothgar: no you see, fox is a name for a pretty girl and its also the name of an animal. See?

Winston: oh yea, i get it.... anyways..... I hope you all enjoyed the Scooby-Doo ending, Win and Groth out.

Both: Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo, Doodily-Doo.

Fade to Black

The End
....or is it.....

[Ming]

Since my youngest daughter is a BIG Scooby-Doo fan, I can only say that you have captured the true spirit of every Scooby-Doo program I've been stuck watching...

How many times have I been forced to listen to...

"and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you darn snooping kids. "

A true classic... Great JOB

[Sirotnikov]

ROFL

PARTY TIME!!!!
EXCELLENT!!!!

[Boris Godunov]

Hmm...nope, nope, something still missing...

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Ming


Everybody else does... so why should you be any different

Now remember... it's spelled B A S T A R D...

I'll try to remember!

[Imran Siddiqui]

You better, or else he'll be mad

oooh, Scooby Doo ending. Anyone want to do the Happy Ending?

[Ming]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
You better, or else he'll be mad

oooh, Scooby Doo ending. Anyone want to do the Happy Ending?

A Happy Ending... that's easy... no need for any extra work either. Just end it at my 18-06-2002 15:44 post

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Ming


A Happy Ending... that's easy... no need for any extra work either. Just end it at my 18-06-2002 15:44 post

Since when have your posts made people happy?

[Imran Siddiqui]

He speaks the truth .

[Boris Godunov]

EPILOGUE.

The Turkish soccer team raced into the locker room in jubilation. They had won! The air with filled with hoots and hollars of excitement.

The team began to strip down and hit the showers. As Akyel Fatih took off his shirt, Kormaz passed behind him, patted him on the butt and said "great job, friend!"

"Thanks!" replied Akyel. As Kormaz went to the showers, another hand slapped Akyel's rear end, and Asik shouted "We did it! Terrific game!" Akyel responded in kind, slapping his teammate's palm.

A few seconds later, as Akyel listened to his teammates laughing and cheering in the showers, another hand grabbed his butt. He laughed, turned around...

There was no one there.

Akyel jumped back against the lockers and cried out. He then heard a low, sinister cackle, followed by the sound of footsteps towards the showers.

A few seconds later, pandemonium erupted.

"Oh my golly gosh!"

"Sukur, was that you?"

"Who touched my bottom?!"

"Allah, protect me!"

"I said not to do that around the others, Ercan!"

Akyel could only tremble in terror. A terrible, evil laughter filled the locker room.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

END

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
You better, or else he'll be mad

oooh, Scooby Doo ending. Anyone want to do the Happy Ending?

Well Boris has just written a happy...uh, Ending for himself.

So, you guys were saying that an Excellent Adventure has never reached an end before? Well now we've gotten a Star Wars ending, a Scooby-Doo ending, and the ends of a whole Turkish soccer team. It seems this Adventure is the most Excellent of them all.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Well, not quite. The first one is legendary, and the best. And because no one remembered to archive it, it becomes even better because we have all inflated it's goodness in our minds .

[Sirotnikov]

Imran, do you have it somewhere?