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  • #76
    Originally posted by Wiglaf
    Beaker, for reminding me of my nicer side
    Canada, for reminding us we can't all be perfect
    Creed, for reminding us that at least they're good for singing
    George Bush, for whoopin ass 24/7/365 x 8
    Nukes, for keeping China, the UK, Russia, Cuba, etc at bay.
    Wiggy, for posting stuff like this.



    Also, for not realising that it should probably read "24/7/52 x 8"...
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #77
      Conspiracy theorys
      Microwavable pancakes
      Parliament menthol lights

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Dalgetti
        FG :

        Flirting nicely with a girl you like, and you know she likes you too.
        Going to the beach with your friends , swimming, playing football and drinking beer.
        being glad for having a wonderful life.
        visiting new places , travelling .

        ahh. life IS beautiful. thanks for an inspiring thread, che.

        tomorrow : final exam in physics. I'll do good
        Hell ya.....I went to the beach up in milwaukee a few years ago. Set up a kickass grill, cooked burgers and sold em all day, loud ass music from my old 20 speakers and drank beer. I had like tons of chicks Tons of them damnit. That was awesome. I even took a few out on my jetski later on.

        hmm..now only i need a new extra wetsuit for my gf and i forget to get one at ****'s sportswear. (waters too damn cold even during the summer. But just tolerable enough for some.)

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        • #79
          hearing someone fart and trying to not laugh
          Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
          Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
          *****Citizen of the Hive****
          "...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" -Dis

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          • #80
            you've got a jet ski?

            anyway, take a flight here. The water is like a ****ing syrup here.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #81
              Accidently brushing up against a girl you are attracted to and feeling the electricity that tells you she is attracted to you too. The smell of that feeling. Getting enough control over the sudden fluster caused by the situation above to make a friendly and if possible, sweet overture to that girl.
              He's got the Midas touch.
              But he touched it too much!
              Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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              • #82
                Lyng down on the grass during the indian summer, just a little drunk, and staring up at the northern lights.

                A girl is optional. They tend to talk at times like that...
                What?

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                • #83
                  "The water is like a ****ing syrup here."


                  lol what do you mean? Syrup? Explain.

                  Lake micha. gets to about 48 degrees during the summer. At the most. So you need a wetsuit. Ya Its a Yamaha, its in storage. But its great on the water.

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                  • #84
                    Syrup : kinda warm and it feels "sticky" . It's not , of course. after all, it is water. and around here it gets to 30 degrees on the real temperature scale. not that foreignhate or something.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #85
                      Ice Cream

                      Anything Homer Simpson likes for eats....
                      "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                      “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                      • #86
                        Breyers Natural Vanilla ice cream shakes
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • #87
                          Chairs

                          Just think about that for a minute.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Anunikoba
                            Chairs

                            Just think about that for a minute.


                            That reminds me of an old Robin Williams joke:

                            Wonder what chairs think about all day? "Whup, here comes another ***hole."
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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