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Help achieve a cultural milestone.
On Wednesday, our very own Iaiaiaian Lindley will be participating in a televised debate on the monarchy on the BBC. That's assuming he's not too hungover to attend, or has been reduced to renting out his pert young buttocks down at the docks in order to meet his crippling tuition fees/bar tab.
You can help him.
In doing so, you can also help achieve a cultural milestone. We want Iaiaian to become the very first person to scream "You are all gay tw@ts" during a serious, peak-time BBC debate. What's more, we're willing to bribe him heavily to do so.
Bribes from Counterglow are already at the £80 mark. However, Iain's a respectable boy, and that's far too cheap for him.
So what are you waiting for? Everyone's got a price, so start pledging now. You know it's for a good cause.
Thank you.
You can help him.
In doing so, you can also help achieve a cultural milestone. We want Iaiaian to become the very first person to scream "You are all gay tw@ts" during a serious, peak-time BBC debate. What's more, we're willing to bribe him heavily to do so.
Bribes from Counterglow are already at the £80 mark. However, Iain's a respectable boy, and that's far too cheap for him.
So what are you waiting for? Everyone's got a price, so start pledging now. You know it's for a good cause.
Thank you.
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