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  • Please...my neighbor is Swedish and she's probably the most pompous, naive person I've ever met. I guess all that openness really served her well, eh?
    She's the atypical Eurocom...all whine, no action.
    Life and death is a grave matter;
    all things pass quickly away.
    Each of you must be completely alert;
    never neglectful, never indulgent.

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    • I wouldn't know if it served her, man. Is she getting a lot of action?
      "The number of political murders was a little under one million (800,000 - 900,000)." - chegitz guevara on the history of the USSR.
      "I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.

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      • Originally posted by smellykelli
        Someone clear something up for me...Is BW the woman who moved to NY to be with Chris and then Tia showed up preggars, and the whole dramatic bunch came back to Texas?
        DOH!!!!!! Man go to the beach for a few days and leave everyone to their own devices and look what happens

        Sweetie, BW is Blackwidow on the board you've heard me speak about her before and no that's not her. As for the other we just don't talk about it anymore. Revert back to your old southern sayings............"it's best to let sleeping dogs lie" in this case that's what we do. 'Tis but a taboo subject here.

        No harm, no foul........ you had no way of knowing. Man I love the beach! It's great to just get away and have fun and fry like a lobster Pass the butter

        Listen, Olaf, if you even came on my block I'd have my Winchester so far up your poop chute you'd taste it.
        I don't know how they run things in sauna-land, but over here, Dads take a pretty active role in keeping snot nosed punks off their daughters.
        You gotta love Sneak! I agree, but in my case I have to be the dad with my girls.........hence the baseball bat.
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • Asher? Just out of interest, are you acquainted with the quaint old English expression "Fanny magnet"?
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • "Fanny magnet"? Nope, but it sounds suspiciously like "babe magnet" which is alright by me.

            On a related note, one of my female friends put "Babemagnet" as my banner on my cell phone.
            Last edited by Asher; June 8, 2002, 17:48.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • Ash - because it isn't.

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              • Then what does it mean?
                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                • Originally posted by Asher
                  I HATE clubbing.
                  What about clubbing seals? Very popular in Norway...
                  I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                  • Clubbing seals is fun, we do that all the time in Canada.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • Originally posted by Asher
                      Clubbing seals is fun, we do that all the time in Canada.
                      I bet...
                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • Originally posted by Tiamat

                        You gotta love Sneak! I agree, but in my case I have to be the dad with my girls.........hence the baseball bat.
                        They say that daddies are so hard on their daughters dates because they know exactly what it´s like to be a hormone ridden teenager...

                        But I guess it´s pretty obvious to mommys as well?
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • Yes it is considering I was once a hormone ridden teenager as well No ......no wait.......I'm still hormone ridden
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • Originally posted by Ming


                            My daughter has a "date" tonight... I'm far more concerned about that then these two
                            Is the secretary free. I'll be in town in a few days...

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                            • Originally posted by Kamrat X


                              They say that daddies are so hard on their daughters dates because they know exactly what it´s like to be a hormone ridden teenager...

                              But I guess it´s pretty obvious to mommys as well?
                              I have a12 year old son and I'm terrified that he'll run into some 15 year old trollop like I was! oh goooddd, knowing what I got away with, it's amazing that I'm still alive and disease free knock wood

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                              • Tia, darlin', what the hell are ya doin back from the beach so soon?
                                We gotta go again, planned around the full moon like last time (no chanting please)
                                But 1st I gotta find an interesting man---not gonna sleep alone in my tent as you and the youngman go at it in the next tent!

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