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Communist, of course. 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
but why not socialist? who founded that party?Comment
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To give us parity with the Evil Capitalists, that's why? We can't have them being the single largest party, even if the left trumps them overall.
The Socialists have been started two or three times, so they aren't really a viable party.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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who. started. them.Comment
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You carry on voting, kids. It'll be the Apolyton Supreme Court who will decide the winner.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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I don't remember exactly. I want to say paiktis started the most recent Socialist Party.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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as a counter movement to the old fashioned commie party? in that case, I go commie.
I'm not gay and hairy after all...Comment
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Who said that you would take control in a coalition government? Remember, as Imran said, the Banana party is allied with the AECCP as long as we provide them with a steady supply of bananas.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
the left is solidly prepared to take control in a coalition government.
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Yes, but AGEP, CPA and ASP have more votes altogether, so we do the government.
Völker hört die Signale, auf zum letzten Gefecht.
Die Internationale erkämpft das Menschenrecht.Comment
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Shoot, I'm the Chairman.Originally posted by SKILORD
Apolyton Evil Capitolist Conservatives Party.
is that really their name or is the poll biased?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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I call for a recount. I think there are some loose chads.
"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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bannanas ... United Fruit Company... CIA... military dictatorships... no thanks. I dont want to see Apolyton become a bannana republic - so I voted communists
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Remember, If you vote AECCP, your voting district will get a shiny new sewage treatment plant...Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Ha! This is just a travesty, it's not like the good ol' elections of the OT!Comment
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Awhile ago, I tried starting the International Republic of Strawberry Advocates.
But alas, to no avail.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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