Why should i put the seat back down?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Anunikoba


Especially if it is this dog:

Gaaah! Good god, now I know what my next nightmare will be about.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
My cat drank out of the toilet all the time. A lot of cats do. I remember one time late at night I woke up, having to pee. Stumbled to the bathroom. I made a rather sudden, noisy entrance. In the dark, I hear a hiss and a splash, followed by the sound of wet kitty paws racing along the tile floor. Turn on the light, look into the hall, and there is the cat, drenched, shaking herself out and looking at me quite nastily. Guess I surprised her, hehehehehe.

funny

[Lung]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
My cat drank out of the toilet all the time. A lot of cats do. I remember one time late at night I woke up, having to pee. Stumbled to the bathroom. I made a rather sudden, noisy entrance. In the dark, I hear a hiss and a splash, followed by the sound of wet kitty paws racing along the tile floor. Turn on the light, look into the hall, and there is the cat, drenched, shaking herself out and looking at me quite nastily. Guess I surprised her, hehehehehe.

I know of someone who went to the dunny in the middle of the night and inadvertently piissed on the cat. The cat freaked and fell in the water, only to blaze out of there via his face!

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Anunikoba
Especially if it is this dog:

Look at that mother of togues!

[Sarxis]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Look at that mother of togues!

This dog is famous for its unusally large assets:

http://www.tungdog.com/

Everyone loves Tungdog!

[Zoid]

Someone metioned they put their ass in the water when the seat was up; is the bowl shaped in funny ways (as in more shallow) where you live? Even if I leave the seat up and then forget it I only get the unwanted sensation of cold porcelain against my ass.

[Skanky Burns]

I never thought I'd see the day when someone attached a toilet to Apolyton

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
That's why I always leave it down. Don't you know you should leave the lid down when you flush the toilet?

But then you cant watch it.

[Caligastia]

Its not fair for women to expect men to leave the seat down because they are making the men do all the seat-flipping while they do none. Women want the seat down for #1 and #2, while men only want it down for #2, so if men leave the seat up then both will have to flip the seat about 50% of the time. Sounds fair to me.

[monkspider]

I agree with Caligastia
Plus reaching down to lift the seat to put it up takes more effort that just pushing it down.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
why are you arguing over such a silly topic? i think it's nice when a guy puts it down at night..cause if i have to get up to go in the middle of the night, i'm groggy....not paying attention. it would not be very nice to fall in.
at the same time, i'm not that big on it as long as he doesn't miss! there is nothing more annoying than a guy that can't aim.

Hint: Keep them away from alcohol. If you can't keep them away from alcohol, then when they get up at night still in a near stupor to pee, make them use the window. It's so big they can't miss and in that particular inebriated state of mind they'll probably enjoy it too.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by monkspider
I agree with Caligastia
Plus reaching down to lift the seat to put it up takes more effort that just pushing it down.

Oh the humanity!

[devilmunchkin]

no see..right now women do the flipping..so it think a little equality would be nice

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
no see..right now women do the flipping..so it think a little equality would be nice

Noooo, it IS equal now. Ya see, when the woman flips the seat down, she NEVER flips it back up. She leaves it down, so the next time she comes in it will be down again. That necessitates the man flipping it UP when he comes in to pee.

So if the man has to flip the seat UP to pee and then DOWN to satisfy the nagging woman, he will therefore be doing all the flipping. Whereas now, flipping is 50/50.

I'm all for Women's Lib...so they can put the damn seat down themselves.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I never thought I'd see the day when someone attached a toilet to Apolyton

Well, it is a swedish toilet...