Why should i put the seat back down?

[rah]

I take it you're not married.

RAH

[Az]

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[devilmunchkin]

cause you want to keep us happy. lol. seriously...if anything..you can aim into the whole that is already available..but not every woman carries a butt load big enough to not fall in when the seat is up.

[Richelieu]

I think i may have a keeper here.

If i compare to the other G/F with whom i've had this argument and used that "line", she's the only one who doesn't seem that concerned.
The other 2 were !
You know the type: never really giving in... they'd always bring it up in conversations when you least expect it etc...

[Az]

I am underage. And yes , sometimes I get drunk. But it's all very stylish, and well behaved . really.

[Akka]

Never think it's gonna end with a girl. These strange animals have a special memory ability to store ANY smallest tiny error you did in the past 10 years and grow it like if each of them is a matter of life and death.

I always keep the toilet seat down : it's much more easy to sit than to aim, and I can do something else (like reading) at the same time - and I don't have arguing about the toilet seat

[rah]

I remember way back (before being married) trying that "you can keep it up just as easy as I keep it down line." Didn't work. And if you have animals, they'll throw that in your face too.

But the way to stay happily married is to not fight the small stuff. It's easier to just give in and save it up for the ones you really need/want to win.

RAH

[Paul Hanson]

Richelieu, the answer is obvious: one of you is going to have to piss in a bucket. I'll leave it to you and your g/f to decide who.

[Az]

But the way to stay happily married is to not fight the small stuff. It's easier to just give in and save it up for the ones you really need/want to win.

If I'll get married I'll consider that a victory all by itself.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Richelieu, the answer is obvious: one of you is going to have to piss in a bucket. I'll leave it to you and your g/f to decide who.

Well i was going to introduce my G/F to Poly but i think i'll wait until she gets me to give in (if she does). That way she won't get her clean mind polluted by all your theories.

And if she doesn't mention it again... i'll know she's "the one!"

But if she does - and things being the way they are in this world - i guess we both know who's gonna end up with the bucket...

[Az]

So much for equality

[Kropotkin]

This kind of crap issue is exacly the one some women like to nagg about since it's a chance for them to get any control at all. Keeps them strong enough to go back out in the world where they are just objects for our amusement. Who cares enough to argue about a thing like that? Thus even weak women can win it.

Is that enough for me to get a degree in psychology or what!?

[Paul Hanson]

From what I can gather, you're more than qualified.

[Imran Siddiqui]

How about a compromise? Have it down, but all the way down. Not just the seat, but also the cover. Then both of you have to pick up (at least) the cover.

[Az]

evil , and scheming. I like it.