Why should i put the seat back down?

[Richelieu]

This is the third G/F i've had this argument with.
Last night was the first time she slept over and this morning we get into our first argument...
"You're going to have to learn to put the toilet seat back down now..." she says.
"No i won't." i tell her.
She just stares blankly at me like i'm some kind of martian.
"You use it, you leave it down: I use it, i leave it up. It's as easy for you to put it down as it is for me to put it up."

She thought about it. She said "Yeah, OK."

What are your thoughts ? Did you guys get off that easy ?

[wmtrexler]

Re: Why should i put the seat back up ?

Originally posted by Richelieu
Did you guys get off that easy ?

No I never got off that easy with any of my G/F's or my wife. And neither will you. You may think that it is over but it is not.

[- Groucho -]

Don't celebrate a victory yet. Once she gets up in the middle of the night and sleepily sticks her ass in the water because you left the seat up your tune will change or you'll have an ex-GF.

[devilmunchkin]

why are you arguing over such a silly topic? i think it's nice when a guy puts it down at night..cause if i have to get up to go in the middle of the night, i'm groggy....not paying attention. it would not be very nice to fall in.
at the same time, i'm not that big on it as long as he doesn't miss! there is nothing more annoying than a guy that can't aim.

[TCO]

I've stuck my ass in the water...and it was me who left it up...

[Dauphin]

Don't celebrate a victory yet. Once she gets up in the middle of the night and sleepily sticks her ass in the water because you left the seat up your tune will change or you'll have an ex-GF

Yeah, but what if you get up in the middle of the night, maybe drunk, piss all over the seat cos its left down and then go back to bed. When she gets up, she ain't gonna be too happy.

[TCO]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
why are you arguing over such a silly topic? i think it's nice when a guy puts it down at night..cause if i have to get up to go in the middle of the night, i'm groggy....not paying attention. it would not be very nice to fall in.
at the same time, i'm not that big on it as long as he doesn't miss! there is nothing more annoying than a guy that can't aim.

Hey! If we're sleepy, we don't want to turn the light on. So we hunt for water sound and than center. Of course, being drunk makes it worse...

[- Groucho -]

When I'm drunk I tend to sit anyway. It's too much effort to stand, use one hand to piss and use the other to keep the walls from spinning.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin

Don't celebrate a victory yet. Once she gets up in the middle of the night and sleepily sticks her ass in the water because you left the seat up your tune will change or you'll have an ex-GF

Yeah, but what if you get up in the middle of the night, maybe drunk, piss all over the seat cos its left down and then go back to bed. When she gets up, she ain't gonna be too happy.

They're never happy. But if you're not married yet, you hold the trump cards. Option value, financier...

[TCO]

Originally posted by Echinda
When I'm drunk I tend to sit anyway. It's too much effort to stand, use one hand to piss and use the other to keep the walls from spinning.

Know what you mean. But there is such a feeling of trumph of keeping the walls vertical while your brain is gin-addled...

[- Groucho -]

Vertical!?!? That's pretty damn drunk. They tend to spin around me. I think I'd puke if the walls started to go over my head.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
why are you arguing over such a silly topic? i think it's nice when a guy puts it down at night..cause if i have to get up to go in the middle of the night, i'm groggy....not paying attention. it would not be very nice to fall in.
at the same time, i'm not that big on it as long as he doesn't miss! there is nothing more annoying than a guy that can't aim.

Well, as you've seen the argument was short lived.
And by the way: why is it that you can't be expected to wake up long enough to put the seat down but we're expected to aim straight in the same conditions... or put the seat up... and then back down?

[Dauphin]

Plumb-line

Vertical!?!? That's pretty damn drunk.

Walls are usually vertical, no?

[TCO]

Originally posted by Echinda
Vertical!?!? That's pretty damn drunk. They tend to spin around me. I think I'd puke if the walls started to go over my head.

lol.

They don't go over my head. But they don't spin in one plane only. Sort of go tilted. This is near puking type drunk...

[Az]

errmmm. revolting facts sharing time:

When I go , I always stand up ( unless I am drunk ) . But I never put the seat UP when I piss. . I never miss though . when I was a kid , I practiced a lot the "look ma, no hands! " routine in this area.