Ancient statue discovered.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by paiktis22
In some villages there is this custom of men running around with erect mock phaluses and chasing/playing dirty tricks with women. It is performed in Apokries... (the Church doesn't like it)

Hey, who needs a prosthetic stiffy?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

If that statue is anything to go by, Greeks.

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Hey, who needs a prosthetic stiffy?

The church used to chop off the penis out of the genitalia of ancient "pagan-edololatric" statues...

It was scandalous they said...

Maybe this has left deep scars?

[Az]

Anyway, you guys can't claim to be comparable with them... all you inherited was small genitalia and hairy arses

I hope you're implying that slavs have hairy asses, coz otherwize , many Russians and poles won't be happy. but I guess that was the reason you said it.

[Bereta_Eder]

I hope this dispells all misunderstandings...

[Provost Harrison]

Hehe, I presume the reason why ancient Greeks were gay is because of the sheer micropenileness present in society, they'd rather pleasure themselves with an aubergine and thus, the men weren't left with any option

There, one of the worlds greatest conundrums figured out by one of the worlds greatest minds

[Provost Harrison]

So OK, Greeks had big penises, but they weren't gay, they'd much rather goose a goose

[Bereta_Eder]

Please observe the vase PH.

[Bereta_Eder]

Ah this latin-originated anti - Greek envy/bias... so apparent even today.

[Az]

don't those claws hurt ?

I am sure paiktis would be able to answer this one . won't you , big boy ?

[Provost Harrison]

Yeah, but snogging a bird perched on an abnormally large phallus can't exactly be normal either, surely

[Provost Harrison]

Dalgetti: OWWWWW!

[Bereta_Eder]

I'm sure there must be an alligorical meaning to it. (the bird that is, not the phalus - this is a hard fact).

Dal, the bird seems to have human hands.

[Bereta_Eder]

Need I go on or did you get the taste of it already?

[Az]

just when you thought that this is as freaky as a thread could get, paiktis comes with his 'mastrubating bird' comment.