Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Ancient statue discovered.

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Originally posted by paiktis22
    In some villages there is this custom of men running around with erect mock phaluses and chasing/playing dirty tricks with women. It is performed in Apokries... (the Church doesn't like it)
    Hey, who needs a prosthetic stiffy?
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

    Comment


    • #17
      If that statue is anything to go by, Greeks.
      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

      Comment


      • #18
        Originally posted by Provost Harrison


        Hey, who needs a prosthetic stiffy?
        The church used to chop off the penis out of the genitalia of ancient "pagan-edololatric" statues...

        It was scandalous they said...

        Maybe this has left deep scars?

        Comment


        • #19
          Anyway, you guys can't claim to be comparable with them... all you inherited was small genitalia and hairy arses
          I hope you're implying that slavs have hairy asses, coz otherwize , many Russians and poles won't be happy. but I guess that was the reason you said it.
          urgh.NSFW

          Comment


          • #20
            I hope this dispells all misunderstandings...
            Attached Files

            Comment


            • #21
              Hehe, I presume the reason why ancient Greeks were gay is because of the sheer micropenileness present in society, they'd rather pleasure themselves with an aubergine and thus, the men weren't left with any option

              There, one of the worlds greatest conundrums figured out by one of the worlds greatest minds
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

              Comment


              • #22
                So OK, Greeks had big penises, but they weren't gay, they'd much rather goose a goose
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

                Comment


                • #23
                  Please observe the vase PH.

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    Ah this latin-originated anti - Greek envy/bias... so apparent even today.

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      don't those claws hurt ?

                      I am sure paiktis would be able to answer this one . won't you , big boy ?
                      urgh.NSFW

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Yeah, but snogging a bird perched on an abnormally large phallus can't exactly be normal either, surely
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          Dalgetti: OWWWWW!
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            I'm sure there must be an alligorical meaning to it. (the bird that is, not the phalus - this is a hard fact).

                            Dal, the bird seems to have human hands.

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Need I go on or did you get the taste of it already?
                              Attached Files

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                just when you thought that this is as freaky as a thread could get, paiktis comes with his 'mastrubating bird' comment.
                                urgh.NSFW

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X