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  • #31
    Maybe. Is it just me, or do Russians undergo a transformation as they get older, going from very attractive people to looking like Ariel Sharon.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #32
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      Maybe. Is it just me, or do Russians undergo a transformation as they get older, going from very attractive people to looking like Ariel Sharon.


      Can something be more scary than this?
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      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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      • #33
        Eli, change your avitar. We need the kitten back.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #34
          Sorry. No negotiations until the terror stops.
          "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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          • #35
            he's got a point there... besides, you guys made Arafat look like that

            and chegitz, I've seen Russians turn from cute babies into ugly sh!tfaces at 17, does that count?

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            • #36
              Not only are you and the Pals murderous and insane, but you've got the ugliest leaders on planet Earth.

              You people are more alike than you are different.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                good one there

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                • #38
                  Maybe. Is it just me, or do Russians undergo a transformation as they get older, going from very attractive people to looking like Ariel Sharon.
                  so true , so true... come to think about it, I don't look good even now. .but then again, I am not exactly russian .
                  btw, Sharon was a hottie once. If you'd seen him in his first days in the army .

                  , I've seen Russians turn from cute babies into ugly sh!tfaces at 17, does that count?
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #39
                    Loosen up

                    I'm not talking about you. Besides, you'll find that with a little humour it's exactly the same thing chegutz stated.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by laurentius
                      I think it's sick, the monks should blow the hole church up as a protest to isreali actions. Lets see how many western govenrment still stands with israel after that
                      I think that you are sick!

                      You poor f**k are the essense of terrorism!

                      You're willing to kill 200 people (who you claim are innocent) and destroy a world known religious center, just to hurt Israel.

                      I'm sorry I ever had any doubt that you're a f**king terrorist.

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                      • #41
                        *laurentius' computer commits suicide killing all posters in this thread*
                        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                        • #42
                          Frankly, russians are an ugly bunch IMO.

                          Brittish too (sorry) but they tend to dress up and such, so comapred to badly dressed russians they look great.

                          Jews are dead ugly when very old. Our ears and noses tend to be the only things left...

                          And I already have a huge nose and ears.

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                          • #43
                            so , basically, everyone's ugly?
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Eli
                              Can something be more scary than this?
                              I watched Star Wars Episode 5 yesterday and got struck by the likeness of Yoda and Arafat. Can't get that picture out of my mind now.. Yoda with that headgear of Arafats
                              får jag köpa din syster? tre kameler för din syster!

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                              • #45
                                "...let the force of the TNT be with you..."
                                urgh.NSFW

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