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  • #61
    Well, that's a good point, I suppose.
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    • #62
      Well, that's a good point, I suppose.
      i know. that's why i said it. nothing stings like the burn of betrayal.
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      • #63
        Hehe, cross post...

        Yes, orange, and my fantasy of sleeping with Jessica Alba works out well in my head, too. Both of 'em, actually
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        • #64
          Originally posted by devilmunchkin

          i know. that's why i said it. nothing stings like the burn of betrayal.
          except maybe citric acid on an open wound...


          oh, OH you meant figuratively...
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          • #65
            i know. that's why i said it. nothing stings like the burn of betrayal.
            Yeah, to me betrayal, in whatever form, is one of the worst things to do to someone.
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            • #66
              There were some true freaks in my upper elementary class. Once after gym class, I was just about to hit the showers when I heard loud shouting and noises from there. It turned out a guy had started pissing on everyone!

              Imagine my complete happiness over being a little slow in the dressing room.

              From then on, me and several others decided to go home and shower after gym class.

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              • #67
                Silence is golden - showers shouldn't be
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                • #68
                  Definitely.

                  It's always best to make sure you can handle yourself against multiple people, without anyone's help.
                  "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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                  • #69
                    ooh, I have a bad locker room story....

                    in 8th grade, my first year in a new school, this one kid who was not tough ****, for some odd reason decided he was going to pick on me. He always wanted to pick a fight with me while I was in the middle of changing for gym. I'd have my shorts around my ankles and he'd start with me, shove me around a little bit, I'd tell him to knock it off, that it's stupid to fight while we're both half-naked, especially without provocation. This went on for a few days, finally one day, with my trousers down, I threw open a locker and slammed it into his face...I didn't get **** from him anymore.
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #70
                      My suggestion? From my perspective the only ways to defend yourself against multiple people are to run really fast or buy a handgun. Or live in magical fairy land
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                      • #71
                        orange...once this moron always used to walk behind me, try to trip me up.

                        One day, he made the mistake of trying it while carrying about 6 books...he started his ****, so I stopped walking very quickly and threw a leg backwards. He, of course, tripped and went flying.

                        It was even funnier when a teacher came out, and he got to explain WHY he was on the floor
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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by David Floyd
                          orange...once this moron always used to walk behind me, try to trip me up.

                          One day, he made the mistake of trying it while carrying about 6 books...he started his ****, so I stopped walking very quickly and threw a leg backwards. He, of course, tripped and went flying.

                          It was even funnier when a teacher came out, and he got to explain WHY he was on the floor


                          Bullies always get their just desserts

                          I really don't get why some people go looking for trouble.
                          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                          • #73
                            My suggestion? From my perspective the only ways to defend yourself against multiple people are to run really fast or buy a handgun. Or live in magical fairy land
                            High school kids generally don't know how to fight (at least, that's been my experience). Odds are, they'd be a cakewalk.
                            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by orange
                              eh? What are you on abooooot now Glonky? Silly tosser.

                              The word is hoser, eh.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Asher

                                The word is hoser, eh.
                                curses! Foiled again...
                                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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