When You Fancy Your Mates Older Sister...

[Ecthy]

Step #1: getting sober....

[Provost Harrison]

Sobriety never helps either, it just makes me colder and harsher and less passionate.

[David Floyd]

Nah Rich, I understand totally - what I meant was thatr if Stew does it I'll just go for it too, not that I want you to also

[Provost Harrison]

There is someone I fancy, but alas, there is a separation and the fact she is already attached. But **** like that happens

[Imran Siddiqui]

Eh... just win her over with your charm and wit .

[David Floyd]

Ohh she's attached...that sucks. Well if she's in a long-distance relationship maybe it won't work out...

Besides, you could always charm her with your, shall we say, youthful looks - you know what I mean

[Provost Harrison]

I can charm like that, not a problem, but it is never enough. And then there is capitalising on the situation. That is the killer.

[David Floyd]

Oh ya, I hear ya - I talked to a girl for 2 hours whom I just met a while back, never capitalized.

[Provost Harrison]

Nah, it is more than the occasional thing never paying off, nothing ever does. It is like perpetually banging my head against that brick wall. I don't even know how to capitalise on things properly, I'm ****ed before I even begin.

[David Floyd]

Ya, I have little problem getting dates if I want them, I just can't seem to, as ya say, capitalize.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Just ask her for her phone number! It ain't that hard. Get over your hang ups and do it! So what if you get turned down, hold your head high, and say that's alright.

[David Floyd]

Yup, that's what I'm considering doing

[Provost Harrison]

'Getting over hang-ups' is harder than you say when you have such a low confidence level in these issues.

[Hydey]

Just do the right thing and do it in your mates bed

[David Floyd]

'Getting over hang-ups' is harder than you say when you have such a low confidence level in these issues.

Very true.