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    Drunken Austinited at Tia's house..........burppppp

    Helloooooooo all well Tia here we are here having a few beeerrrrsss and thought we'd share our thought s with yopu.

    BW:....weheres the beeer??

    Tia:" WE've come up with a new name for David....wnat to know what it is??

    DF: NOIPP!!!!!!!!!! don't tell them.....I'm too embarrassed

    Ramo: I' m defiently drunk!

    SElfbiased: Indeeeeedhmmm:

    BW: Where's the beeffff??

    DF: I' gopt yopur beefff right here!

    RAmo: ya' goin to wendy's house?

    Df: my new name is fuc* boy! I think I'll add that to my sig!
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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  • #2
    Sweet, sweet drunk talk!
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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    • #3
      Texans
      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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      • #4
        DF: ****in' A yo......beer is the ****in ****! I want more beer!

        BW: You're a ****in alcy dude

        self: yeah

        Ramo: I'm a drunk mother****er yo

        DF: No ****, you're ****faced....I got all the beef you need right hear beatch

        Tia: Hey I'm Boobie-girl I got it all up in here

        self: Indeed so.

        DF: Shut the **** up....what's up with that "indeed" bull**** anyway? That ****s totally ****in WHACK yo

        Ramo: Its my goddamn turn to post

        DF Shut the fguck up stop being a *****

        BW Dont uswe gods name in vain mother****er!!!

        DF: Shut the **** up!!!! *****!
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        • #5
          DF: Actualy, ma new name is fuc*ekd boy.

          Ramo: Now yuourf talking sense.

          DF: Drkunken bastard
          "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
          -Bokonon

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          • #6
            BW: OKAY SHHHHHHHHH

            DF: F*** ME I am F*** BOY

            TIA: In your dreams

            DF: I WAS ASKING SELF NOT YOU

            BW: ERRRRR

            RAMO: That is gross dude

            Self: INDEEEDDDDDD


            TIA: whatever..hey what is that smell

            SELF: NOT ME


            BW: INDEEEEDDDDD


            DF: everyomne is looking at me..why?????


            TIA: YOU STINK

            RANO: yeah

            SELF: Indddeeeeddddd


            BW:EEK:
            The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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            • #7
              don't you know how to answer instant messages!!
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #8
                self:boing. indeed

                DF: spank me!

                BW: (whack whack whack)

                DF: (wiggle wiggle) Thank You Sir, may i Have another?

                BW: (whack) you like that? fuctboy?

                Tia: baseball bat anyone?

                self: indeed
                I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                • #9
                  Texans sure know how to have a fun time, don't they?
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Asher
                    Texans sure know how to have a fun time, don't they?
                    Yes, killing whatever braincells they have left
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #11
                      texans have braincells?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ColdWizard
                        texans have braincells?
                        not anymore!!
                        "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                        You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                        "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #13
                          pass the whiteout...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE

                          HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            but they had some to begin with? are you sure? i always thought that texans were even dumber than canadians... and canadians are pretty dumb...
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                            • #15
                              CW. At least we have the sense, for now, to not be Amerkan.
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