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D*mn Quebeqouise!
Not unless my balls have rotted off since I last checked...
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Not unless my balls have rotted off since I last checked...12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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You check to see if your balls have rotted off?
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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It's just a ritual I have at the urinal...
Shake, shake, check.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Hey, why not? We are into high technology these days, and foreigners are hot itemsOriginally posted by Provost Harrison
Great, I'm moving!
I am only 169cm tall myself so that would be ideal. Here I am a veritable midget.
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Probably the only place I've found large numbers of rude Americans is in formal, high-end shops. Most everywhere else the casual American attitude makes it easy to interact with anyone. Foreigners are also exceptionally well treated, almost to the point of annoying them.
As for driving, I cross the country at least twice a year and I have to say that mini-van drivers are the worst drivers on the road. Do they want their kids in an accident??? Slow down and merge to the right people!!! New Jersey and Indiana are the worst culprits. I can't drive in New Jersey any more due to the excessive speeds. That's what I appreciate about Oklahoma, 99% of the people drive the speed limit (75 mph) on interstates."'It's the last great adventure left to mankind'
Screams a drooping lady,
offering her dreamdolls at less than extortionate prices."
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I knew I was rightOriginally posted by ZoboZeWarrior
And are not specialy horny (quite truly beautiful).
googol... this is a number!
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... mmmh.... this confuses me.Originally posted by paiktis22
And horny.
Well are they horny or not?
Maybe we should open a new "Are French girls hot?"
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I would suggest to add to your ritual:Originally posted by KrazyHorse
It's just a ritual I have at the urinal...
Shake, shake, check.
Shake, shake, check, wash hands....
even if it works without the "wash hands"... 
googol... this is a number!
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Why would I wash my hands? I don't piss on them.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Arrrgh! SUV drivers are the scourge of the US highways!!!Originally posted by Cairo_East
As for driving, I cross the country at least twice a year and I have to say that mini-van drivers are the worst drivers on the road. Do they want their kids in an accident??? Slow down and merge to the right people!!! New Jersey and Indiana are the worst culprits. I can't drive in New Jersey any more due to the excessive speeds. That's what I appreciate about Oklahoma, 99% of the people drive the speed limit (75 mph) on interstates.
Glad someone agrees with me, BTW sorry about the rant but we'd just come home at night and some dumb F*** was tailgating us WITH their highbeams on!
No we weren't driving slow and pissing them off either! It was so bright that we actually turned our own headlights off to see if they took the hint - and they actually did, which was a minor miracle!
So I was very pissed at this latest in a string of motoring outrages - sorry...
New Jersey you couldn't speed when I was there as the rozzers were out in force big time pulling people over left right and centre! Guess they have a speeding problem then?
As for Indiana, can I ask a question to you guys? Are they like some of the most stupid people in the country? We've encountered several Indianans and I have to say that these particular individuals were some of the most stupid people I have ever had the entertaining fortune to ever meet...
Sorry if anyone is from Indiana - sorry for you that is!
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You wash your hands at the urinal?Originally posted by Messer Niccolò
I would suggest to add to your ritual:
Shake, shake, check, wash hands....
even if it works without the "wash hands"...
Wouldn't the sink be a better choice?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Oh, I see! That's a good point!Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Why would I wash my hands? I don't piss on them.
[haaagh! bleh! pehw!
... added to the to do list "remember not to shake KH's hands in case he was to the toilet" ....]
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Originally posted by The Mad Monk
You wash your hands at the urinal?
Wouldn't the sink be a better choice?
Do you really need an answer?
(at least since somebody thinks that washing hands is unnecessary)
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