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  • #46
    Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    I'll settle for just kicking the Albertans out.
    Go for it.
    (please)

    (no really, please...)

    (if you kick us out we won't have to pay back our portion of the federal debt, which is the main thing stopping Alberta from leaving in the first place)
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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    • #47
      I don't think you understand; we get to keep the province. It's just the people that have to leave...
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      • #48
        Originally posted by KrazyHorse
        I don't think you understand; we get to keep the province. It's just the people that have to leave...
        Hey, keep the taxes like they are and you won't have to worry about kicking anyone out.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #49
          Originally posted by MrFun


          Nope, that will not do buddy.

          We want a new horizontal border that is drawn in connection with the rest of the straight, horizontal border -- above the Great Lakes. DO IT NOW YOU DAMN CANADIANS!!
          No no no....
          a straight, horizontal border, below the Great Lakes, at the 42nd parallel.
          (don't worry, you still get to just barely keep Chicago and New York, and Des Moines too, of course)
          Poor silly humans. A temporarily stable pattern of matter and energy stumbles upon self-cognizance for a moment, and suddenly it thinks the whole universe was created for its benefit. -- mbelleroff

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          • #50
            Originally posted by ranskaldan


            No no no....
            a straight, horizontal border, below the Great Lakes, at the 42nd parallel.
            (don't worry, you still get to just barely keep Chicago and New York, and Des Moines too, of course)
            Hell no. We'd end up with Buffalo, Detroit, and god forbid, Ann Arbor.
            Golfing since 67

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            • #51
              Originally posted by ranskaldan


              No no no....
              a straight, horizontal border, below the Great Lakes, at the 42nd parallel.
              (don't worry, you still get to just barely keep Chicago and New York, and Des Moines too, of course)
              No, you don't understand -- we want to EXTEND the American tradition of very high crime rate and high pollution.
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #52
                Hmmm, we'll take BC and Alberta .

                You can keep the rest (we'll take the oil )
                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  Hmmm, we'll take BC and Alberta .

                  You can keep the rest (we'll take the oil )
                  Whatever would you do with BC?
                  You realize that with BC in the states Al Gore would have won, and Nader would have gotten way (way) more votes?
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                  • #54
                    BC connects us with Alaska.

                    And Alberta would have balanced out BC .
                    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #55
                      Henceforth all references to Canada on Apolyton will be with the words: Empire of Canadia rather than Canada. Or "The Empire" for short.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #56
                        Bite us .
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #57
                          the empire of canada will be crushed by the montana militia men forming on the border as we speak

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                          • #58
                            Empire of Canadia, not Empire of Canada. This is crucial.

                            A little known fact is Canada's official name is "Dominion of Canada".

                            the empire of canada will be crushed by the montana militia men forming on the border as we speak
                            That's precisely why a huge chunk of the Canadian military is stationed in Alberta. Montana is a threat!
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Asher
                              That's precisely why a huge chunk of the Canadian military is stationed in Alberta. Montana is a threat!
                              is that the chunk that got stuck on a boat in the middle of the atlantic when you refused to pay shipping costs? it was something like that anyways

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                              • #60
                                I don't know.
                                Most CF-18s are based here and a few infantries. Sadly, this is most of the Canadian army and air force.

                                It needs funding. Bad.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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