Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Skanky Burns]

Straight bourbon?? Nah, not really my thing...

I know
Bourbon and milk!!


Thanks for the suggestion though

Actually, just though of something I can mix!!
A shot of kaluha, butterscotch schnapps and cointreau

[Skanky Burns]

*Mixes a few shots, passes them around like 'Show and Tell' at kindergarten*

Hey, I saw that Mr Fun!! You're drinking that shot you just spat in!!

[Skanky Burns]

"I've got some bad news and some good news." I say to no-one in particular.

.....


"Well, the bad news is that my butterscotch schnapps has run out

The good news is I found a bottle of vodka, unopened and completely full!!

Now I'm getting to work building Screwdriver for myself (the drink-type screwdriver)



Apologies in advance, but these guys are really cool

[Blackwidow24]

SKANKY get away from my bar!!!!!! Mixes his drink.. and slides it to him

GOOD MORNING PEOPLE I HAD A GREAT NIGHT LAST NIGHT!!!

[Skanky Burns]

Great to hear Lady Blackwidow

Don't worry, I think I've had just about enough to drink, and am almost ready to head off to bed. Its a 1:15am after all...

But since you've gone to the trouble of mixing me my drink

[Blackwidow24]

Sorry Hun, I'm running on Central Standard time, It's 8:25 here!!!

Slides him a cup of coffee as well

[Skanky Burns]

Heh, coffee works just as well at this time of night as it does in the morning!!
Thanks, ma' dear

[Blackwidow24]

NO PROBLEMO....*wipes the counter off*

This is sure a SLOWWW morning..HELLLOOOOOO?

[Solly]

It's a cocktail

Hey Blackwidow, you can give me a Blow Job if you want...

[H Tower]

all those hammers are making my hangover worse

what helps a hangover? Coffee, black, with a thimble of whiskey dumped in too

[Blackwidow24]

Mixes Boddington a Blow job....

Be sure you wipe the creme from your mouth when you are done. or MR fun may get the wrong idea

slides BJ down the bar..

BD: Tucks arms behind back and grabs shot glass(Cream and ALL) with his teeth and Downs it with only LONG GULPPPPP...AHHHHHHH

Anytyhing else you damn PERV???

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by H Tower
all those hammers are making my hangover worse

what helps a hangover? Coffee, black, with a thimble of whiskey dumped in too

Makes Htower a cup of HOT BLACK COFFEE with a pinch of whiskey for the "hair if the dog" Theory...

BW: here ya go....BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Solly]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Mixes Boddington a Blow job....

Be sure you wipe the creme from your mouth when you are done. or MR fun may get the wrong idea

slides BJ down the bar..

BD: Tucks arms behind back and grabs shot glass(Cream and ALL) with his teeth and Downs it with only LONG GULPPPPP...AHHHHHHH

Anytyhing else you damn PERV???

Well if you let me behind the bar I'll sort you out a Screaming Orgasm.

[Dr. Stiby]

Hi Blackwidow!

I have been told this is the place to be on OT!

How about a quadruple espresso to get me through the day???

[Blackwidow24]

LOOK BODDINGToN, You can have my specialty, Buttery Nipple, or even my Fuzzy naval, but there is no way you could get me to try your SCREAMING ORGASIM.. I am a professional DAMMIT