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  • #16
    Originally posted by Blackwidow24
    Can you guys NOT read..
    Cool. The online version of "You're never listening..."

    But of course, the female posters (whether real or just good fakes) definately improve this place.

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    • #17
      "I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS.."

      I thought honesty and communication were what was valued in a relationship.
      I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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      • #18
        But we are woman so of course we are high maintainence! You have to think of us individually since no two of us that post are alike! Right BW?!?

        And excuse me......there men they don't listen nor do they ask for directions!
        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Kamrat X
          It´s no choice really, it´s the banana option... Plus there´s other things one can do with bananas!

          –Eeww, I can´t believe he said that.
          –Did he really say that?.
          –Yes, I think he did

          So tell me what else you can do with a banana??
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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          • #20
            Originally posted by DanS
            "I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS.."

            I thought honesty and communication were what was valued in a relationship.
            Dan..Dan..Dan... I didn't think I would ever have to smackyou around..but i will...don't underestimate me...
            The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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            • #21
              Where's the "They're just like the male posters except they fight more" option?
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Rogan Josh
                To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out.

                So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....

                ROFLMAO

                And today's MtG award for tact and diplomatic skill goes to....
                When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                • #23
                  Well banana option mmmmm... but is it for us married ones too

                  by the way what was the last count od women posting here

                  3?
                  Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                  GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                  • #24
                    And the Award for the Wimpiest male poster goes to....
                    The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by OneFootInTheGrave
                      Well banana option mmmmm... but is it for us married ones too

                      by the way what was the last count od women posting here

                      3?
                      Active posters

                      Blackwidow
                      Tiamat
                      DarlinKel
                      Femme Addonis
                      Zylka ???
                      DevilMunchkin
                      Tia help me out here
                      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Blackwidow24
                        So we are *****y..so what..that doesn't mean we are scary crazed lunatics..i hate to break it to you but ALL WOMEN ARE *****Y.. We just happen to have a place to vent called APOLYTON..you can ask anyone who has met me I am a nice gal
                        Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...

                        Isn't that nice?

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                        • #27
                          Excuse me!?! You guys obliterate just about anyone who comes in the coffee shop! And you get much more defensive then we do when debating.
                          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Rogan Josh


                            Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...
                            You sure she's.... still alive ?

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                            • #29
                              I think most posters here are scared of women, even online.

                              I on the other hand.


                              But then, my girlfriend doesn't allow me to talk to strange women.



                              Well, lets just imagine my question is not hypothetical then...
                              -
                              My God, I'm thirty, I need a drink - english textbook spelling error

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                              • #30
                                No I think that was it. Empress and werefox but they don't post anymore that I've seen. Oh and yes, I'm a bit** and I admit it. At least I'm not a closet bit**
                                Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                                Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                                Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                                You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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