Last night I went to a club, and yes I admit I'm probably not the best-looking guy but still one girl (for some weird reason) grabbed my shoulder and then pinched my arse as I went past, another came dancing very close to me. I just wanted to have a nice night out with friends, not be bothered with sluts like that!
You rather go to a club with your friends and dance, but don't want girls dancing close to you? Are you gay?
Eww, eww, girls...
. Or is that just for syphillis? In any case americans still have the stupid catholic notion that condoms are bad. And Maryland is a catholic state. Get it? 
, last night to Jimmy Eat World and The Ataris.
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