Back at Ikea again...

[Drekkus]

Originally posted by MikeH
You should buy her some of those blinkers that they use in horse racing so that the horses can only see straight ahead and don't get scared of the crowds.

Oh, how I would suffer during my 6 months without sex, but the surprised look on her face whilst unpacking would almost make it worth it.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Seneca
It's f*cking freezing...

All you need is a pair of slippers and a rug by your bed.

[Deathwalker]

I don't know about the rest of the world, But in England our Ikea's have the same made layout. But with one difference. Secret passage's. These mean you go in and out in minutes not hours.

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by Deathwalker
I don't know about the rest of the world, But in England our Ikea's have the same made layout. But with one difference. Secret passage's. These mean you go in and out in minutes not hours.

They do?
How could I have missed them Oh the misery I've spent wandering 'round that infernal maze! There's secret passages?

[Drekkus]

Originally posted by Deathwalker
I don't know about the rest of the world, But in England our Ikea's have the same made layout. But with one difference. Secret passage's. These mean you go in and out in minutes not hours.

And what degrading Swedish initiation rite do you have to endure to get the key to those Secret Passages?

[LTEC!]

ALL Ikeas share the same general layout. Been to at least five and don't ask why.
Sure some stuff is crap just like other stores, but whatever happened to discerning eyes? If it looks like crap, smells like crap, ITS CRAP! so don't buy it.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Deathwalker
I don't know about the rest of the world, But in England our Ikea's have the same made layout. But with one difference. Secret passage's. These mean you go in and out in minutes not hours.

I just end up using the bedding to make ropes and climbing over the partitions

[Paul Hanson]

I just avoid going inside if at all possible.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Deathwalker
you go in and out in minutes not hours.

I hear Viagra is good for that...