Teach Siro how to drink alcoholic beverages

[Anodyne]

Originally posted by David Floyd
Anyone else notice this with any other drink, or am I just odd?

It's not the drink, it's the position in which you drink it. If you drink while being sat down, you won't feel drunk at all before you stand up. That's usually funny when I begin drinking with my friends we're usually all sat down in front of a table, fireplace, tv or something. And when we get up and go out...whee...enough said

Oh, and as to what NOT TO DO when drunk: If you have a cell phone, DON'T TOUCH IT! Never! It's the most dangerous weapon you might have. I know that for a fact. When you're drunk enough with a cell phone, you (or one of your friends) will eventually start calling everyone and that's not nice. At least when you imagine what obscenities you/they will shout in the phone.

[Anodyne]

Oh, and try to keep your clothes on

[Drake Tungsten]

I can't believe no one's mentioned the "Prime Directive" of drinking...

Liquor before beer; never fear. Beer before liquor; never sicker.

Moral of the story is, don't drink the hard stuff after a bunch of beer. You're just asking to puke if you do.

[lightblue]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I can't believe no one's mentioned the "Prime Directive" of drinking...

Liquor before beer; never fear. Beer before liquor; never sicker.

Moral of the story is, don't drink the hard stuff after a bunch of beer. You're just asking to puke if you do.

Funny, I do it exactly the other way around.

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by lightblue
Funny, I do it exactly the other way around.

It's more of a tip for beginners. Hardcore drunks can usually ignore it, although even I find it difficult to stomach a Three Wisemen after a few beers.
I think it really depends on how "hard" the hard liquor is.

[Hydey]

I always hit the spirits when I have had my fill of beer.

[Solly]

One of the most important things that hasn't been touched on here is to know how much alcohol you're drinking...for a beginner it's very easy to have 9 or 10 alcopops in an hour and feel like they haven't hit you. But they can be stronger than most beers.

Keep track of the quantity of alcohol you drink - don't bother worrying about mixing drinks. That doesn't matter at all. Old wives' tale. Folklore. Myth. Etc etc.

[Dauphin]

I always hit the spirits when I have had my fill of beer.

So do I, it has no more ill an effect on me than sticking to the same drink.

I must say I am surprised though, it is possible for you to have your fill of beers.

[Sirotnikov]

Originally posted by Ade
Oh, and try to keep your clothes on

Isn't the purpose of alcohol to take your clothes off eventually? (and your SO )

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

That's a common mistake often made by beginners, often referred to as the "Linguini incident".

[Buck Birdseed]

Okay, first you need to find a park full of unwashed fourteen-year-old kids. Ask your younger, poorer friends at school and they can possibly help you. Next, look for the moonshine salesman with the cheapest etanol- usually identified by the low quality of the plastic dunks it's served in. Buy his produce. Also, if possible, find a decent PET bottle of GHB to spice things up a bit. Apparently, or so I heard, you also get drunker faster if you swallow a dozen headache pills beforehand.

[Az]

**** ! my mouse has gone crazy!!! .. the whole damn thing is deleted now....

Welcome to the club , btw ...

[Sirotnikov]

snap, i was only joking you know

dal, which club would that be, the drunk russian israeli jews who drink vodka?

[Dauphin]

Brewers' droop

Originally posted by Sirotnikov

Isn't the purpose of alcohol to take your clothes off eventually? (and your SO )

Alcohol increases desire but reduces ability to "perform". You'll just end up embarrasing yourself if you are too drunk.

[lightblue]

Re: Brewers' droop

Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Alcohol increases desire but reduces ability to "perform". You'll just end up embarrasing yourself if you are too drunk.

Though if you're so drunk you tongue is hanging out of your mouth, and you have uncontrollable shakes, you might still be able to satisfy your female friend... Coordination might still be a bit of a problem though.