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    "In the guise of a ‘trial’ you aim to justify your crimes!"
    President Slobodan Milosevic at The Hague 'Tribunal,' 9 January 2002

    [posted 11 January 2002]
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    [Note: The entire text has been translated from Serbo-Croatian. It is therefore possible that Richard May's words may differ slightly from the original English.]

    Richard May:
    …Mr. Milosevic, you have heard what I said. Is there anything else you would like to say in connection with your trial and what has been said today?

    President Slobodan Milosevic:
    "To be precise, concerning what has been said today: almost everything we’ve heard shows that, in the guise of having a trial, what is planned here is to carry out an operation to reverse scene and culprit. This is aimed at producing a fabricated justification for the crimes committed during the NATO aggression against my country and my people.

    Indeed, this ‘indictment’ itself constitutes one of the proofs that what I affirm is true. Because all the so-called misdeeds supposedly committed by the armed forces of Yugoslavia, which I had the honor to command, are, according to the ‘indictment,’ supposed to have occurred during precisely the time of the NATO aggression against my country.

    The intention is obviously to portray those who defended their families, children, thresholds, homes and homeland as villains, criminals. evil people. Whereas those who traveled thousands of kilometers to destroy those homes in the night, to kill innocent people, to destroy maternity wards, hospitals bridges, railways, trains, who collaborated with the Albanian terrorists – that those people, responsible for a huge number of victims and enormous material damage, are good, are correct, and should have the support of international public opinion.

    To compound this absurdity… (microphone turned off)

    Richard May:
    Mr. Milosevic, I have already explained how this trial will be conducted. You will have the opportunity to give your defense in the way I have described. But now is not the time for that. It is not the time for speeches. Our concern now is for the form of the trial and the proceedings. Would you like to say something concerning that? As I have said you will have the opportunity to state your defense when the trial begins. That will be the right time to do it, not now. We haven’t gotten into the essence of the trial. Do you wish to say something concerning the procedure?



    President Slobodan Milosevic:
    Well, this isn’t the first time I haven’t been allowed to speak, but I have to say - if you will … (microphone turned off)



    Richard May:
    You will have the opportunity to speak and will be allowed to speak at the proper time, during the trial. As I told you, this is not the right time. We are now concerned with procedural matters. So, you have to limit your remarks to that, and when the trial begins, as I have said, the time will come for you to make your statements. You can do that and expound your defense. Please, do you wish to say something concerning procedure or not?

    President Slobodan Milosevic:
    I want to confirm that you have not offered a single argument in response to the very clear legal facts I have presented regarding the illegality of this ‘court’, established by a resolution of a Security Council that has no legislative nor judiciary power and that could hardly transfer prerogatives it does not have, since as lawyers you very well know that a right which one does not posses cannot be transferred.

    In any case. (… microphone turned off)

    Richard May:
    Mr. Milosevic, we have already made a decision regarding that question and it is no longer an issue up for debate. Do you wish to say something else regarding the procedure or shall we finish?

    President Slobodan Milosevic:
    Well, if you’re going to limit the questions I can raise, then regarding the procedure I would say the following: according to the natural definition, which applies to any court, it must be neutral and impartial. And look at this ‘court’: the indictment is based on allegations provided by the English Intelligence Service; the judge is English; the prosecutor is English; the Amicus Curiae is English; and I… (microphone turned off)

    Richard May:
    Mr. Milosevic, we have listened to you patiently and we are listening to you patiently. Several times you have been told that this hearing deals with procedural matters only. You will have the opportunity to state your defense during your trial and to give all the statements you want. Now is not the time for that. This hearing is adjourned. Please rise.







    hey judge you're a piece of...(microphone turned off)
    Last edited by Bereta_Eder; February 13, 2002, 00:59.

  • #2
    I'd be very happy if some of those Serbian "terrorists" found some way to attack the ****ing World Court.

    ****ers think they have the moral authority to judge foreign nationals who don't recognize their authority. Guess what? They don't. Guess what else? This is another case of "might makes right", just like Versailles, Nuremburg, the US intentionally bombing civilians in WW2, Lend-Lease, economic interference with foreign affairs in the Persian Gulf, the State of Israel, the invasion of the CSA by the USA, etc., etc., etc.
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    • #3
      In my opinion, might makes fact. Wheither or not might makes right is up to debate.


      I think putting this man on trial will eventually backfire on the western world. But it won't as long as they maintain some kind of edge in international relations. But woe to the first western nation that is ever beaten.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by David Floyd
        I'd be very happy if some of those Serbian "terrorists" found some way to attack the ****ing World Court.
        I actually agree with David on this one point. This really is a farce of a trial considering that the Serbian people are the only ones with the authority to try him for his crimes and that the NATO intervention that precipitated them man's downfall was illegal on its face.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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        • #5
          Whoa. Dino and I agree on something
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          • #6
            Oh, I don't know. I quite like the idea of evil murdering bastards getting some form of justice.
            yada

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            • #7
              So the end justifies the means, does it?
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              • #8
                Well, is it OK to get away with murder if you happen to be a head of state?
                yada

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                • #9
                  Can you really destroy a village in order to save it?

                  Has this thread turned into Jeopardy?
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    I smell american spirit in here...

                    So the worse thing is that we have a "UN communist" look-a-like World court? And not that Slobo is a massmurdering-ethnic-genocidical-cleanser?

                    You have to be american to have such an anti-rest-of-the-world-arrogant attitude.

                    This stinks to hi heaven big time!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lars-E
                      You have to be american to have such an anti-rest-of-the-world-arrogant attitude.
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                      • #12


                        Ok, lets complain about the (judge? mediator?) turning off his microphone for him not answering the question but going completely off on a tangent! Let's totally forget that we are dealing with a mass-****ing-murder who deserves to die a slow, painful death. Let's ***** and moan for "sticking our nose in other countries' business," which, if we did, Milo would STILL be in power and STILL killing his people.

                        Just have to have something to complain about, don't you?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
                          Let's ***** and moan for "sticking our nose in other countries' business," which, if we did, Milo would STILL be in power and STILL killing his people.
                          We gained nothing of import from what I've seen from changing the leadership in Belgrade, so I fail to see the reason for the action.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #14
                            "Guess what? They don't."

                            Guess what? We have him, so we do.

                            "This is another case of "might makes right" "

                            Congradulations! You have just grasped a key lesson of international politics!

                            Now, I don't think we can go around screwing people over. But I don't think mass-murderers can exepect to hide behind soverignty.

                            "This really is a farce of a trial considering that the Serbian people are the only ones with the authority to try him for his"

                            Come now, you are a realist. So why doesn't us having him give him the right do what we please with him.


                            I personally believe the development of international courts is a positive development in the international system. No longer can tyrants commit horrid crimes agaisnt their own people and expect to get away with it. The hard-core definition of soverignty some people have is largely a result of the treaty of Westphalia in 1648. There is no reason why in the 21st century we must cling to its strict standards.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
                              Come now, you are a realist. So why doesn't us having him give him the right do what we please with him.
                              See my post just before yours.
                              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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