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  • #16
    Originally posted by Caligastia


    Sorry mate, but you just need to relax and laugh whenever someone brings that up otherwise it looks like you have something to hide.

    I will edit those posts.
    I am sorry, but when jokes arise on some issues that bring old tensions... I get mad. I got nothing to hide.
    For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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    • #17
      ...My oh my what a wonderful day?

      They're saying that the pretzel stimulated his vagus nerve (the one made famous for hiccups), which lowered his heart rate and caused the faint.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #18
        My oh my what a wonderful day?
        Ah, you have beat me to it
        "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

        "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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        • #19
          Gian, seriously just laugh it off, no one frankly cares if you are, or aren't or whatever...everything's in good fun. I don't even think anyone on here doesn't like you, for that matter. Jokes that get made are just obvious jokes, no one means anything by them.

          Hell, people in real life make jokes about me, I just give them a good "**** you" for good measure, and laugh it off, if it's funny I usually laugh with them.
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          • #20
            David is right Giancarlo.
            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
            ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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            • #21
              OBL prolly sent him the pretzels...

              How the hell does the press know this though? I mean, next we'll be hearing stories about his ingrowing toe nail and his homemade friend chicken...

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              • #22
                Can you imagine if he had died? 'The Most Powerful Man in the World' brought down by a friggen pretzel. God would have laughed his butt off, I'm sure.
                I've been on these boards for a long time and I still don't know what to think when it comes to you -- FrantzX, December 21, 2001

                "Yin": Your friendly, neighborhood negative cosmic force.

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                • #23
                  Have his doctors checked for signs of brain damage?
                  'Arguing with anonymous strangers on the internet is a sucker's game because they almost always turn out to be - or to be indistinguishable from - self-righteous sixteen year olds possessing infinite amounts of free time.'
                  - Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

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                  • #24
                    What a shame.
                    "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
                    -Joan Robinson

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                    • #25
                      Hopefully, pretzels are added to list of muffins, plums with bones in them, chicken and sharp pointy metally objects as something not allowable to be in vicinity of president in fear he'll kill himself with it.
                      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                      • #26
                        Re: President Bush Fine

                        Originally posted by MacTBone
                        CBS just broke in with a special announcement that Bush is fine after fainting for a few seconds.
                        So fainting can make you fine.

                        Or did you forget a d after fine. What were the charges? How much did he have to pay?

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                        • #27
                          They said that he fainted, but he's OK...
                          I never know their names, But i smile just the same
                          New faces...Strange places,
                          Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
                          -Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by MacTBone
                            They said that he fainted, but he's OK...
                            Damn, didn't use enough arsenic...

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by El Awrence
                              OBL prolly sent him the pretzels...

                              How the hell does the press know this though? I mean, next we'll be hearing stories about his ingrowing toe nail and his homemade friend chicken...
                              I wouldn't put anything past Bush...
                              The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
                              Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
                              All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
                              "They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz Guevara

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                              • #30
                                David: No. I will give my answer: No. I will not go along with any jokes at all.

                                Some of you people seem to be celebrating this... what the hell is wrong with you? I doubt the President is even getting 8 hours of sleep each day... he complained about being sick in the past few days because of how much work he has put into serving the people... I can´t believe that some of you cannot accept that. Keep your comments to yourself because I support Bush strongly.
                                For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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