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  • #31
    Re: Size matters ! will my status at school change because of THIS ?

    Originally posted by Dalgetti
    a few days ago , me and two of my friends were hanging out in the house of one of them. one of my friends has ... a ... large ... you know ....

    so , one thing led to another , and we compared ....
    *bwow-chiga-chiga-bwow-wow*

    first day back at school after the weekend . and I feel a strange hush around me .
    Perhaps they're worried you'll hit on them?

    P.S. this is not unbased bragging . I simply have nobody to share this with , and since I won't meet 99.9% people , I have no reason to lie. or to be shy about anything.
    I'm sure yours is quite abnormally sized for an Israeli.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #32
      exactly how drunk were you guys when you decided to compare?
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      • #33
        Asher : believe me , no one thinks we are gay. I guess my society is a bit more open-minded ..... anyhow , what's with the Israelis got small penises jokes ? you know that isn't the truth ?

        that's similar to me saying : Canadians are the least literate people in the world.....
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #34
          YRU not on ICQ?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Dalgetti
            Asher : believe me , no one thinks we are gay. I guess my society is a bit more open-minded .....
            So let me get this straight:
            You all whip it out, compare, then tell everyone at school you guys whipped it out and compared, and you think the reason people are quiet around you is because they're jealous of your thing?

            anyhow , what's with the Israelis got small penises jokes ? you know that isn't the truth ?

            that's similar to me saying : Canadians are the least literate people in the world.....

            I don't know a single Canadian who can read.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #36
              You know, most of us only compare cheneys metaphorically.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                You're telling me 2 guys compared size and it didn't lead to anything else? What is the world coming to?!

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                • #38
                  As long as the Arabs have smaller dicks...
                  "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by red_jon
                    You're telling me 2 guys compared size and it didn't lead to anything else? What is the world coming to?!
                    He's probably just leaving that part out.

                    What he's experiencing now is the awkward silence, or the morning after...
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #40
                      well, it is quite weird . He has been bragging for a long time for how he's got the biggest .... stamp collection in school. I was like .... a challanger to the throne. the truth is he used to ocassionally flash us with it , ( got me some very quick reactions on turning away ), and bragging about it . It's like a private joke around school. and no we are not gay , we have/used to have girlfriends , ( no , don't say Bi. )

                      che : cheneys ......

                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Dalgetti
                        we have/used to have girlfriends , ( no , don't say Bi. )

                        che : cheneys ......

                        I used to have girlfriends!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Dalgetti
                          well, it is quite weird . He has been bragging for a long time for how he's got the biggest .... stamp collection in school. I was like .... a challanger to the throne. the truth is he used to ocassionally flash us with it , ( got me some very quick reactions on turning away ), and bragging about it . It's like a private joke around school. and no we are not gay , we have/used to have girlfriends , ( no , don't say Bi. )
                          So now as King of the throne, you can't wait until other boys challenge you so you can compare it with them, too?
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #43
                            RJ, calm down hes over 1000 miles away

                            Dal, face it, if your friend likes to get his John Thomas out in front of the other guys then hes probably got an err ulterior motive
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Asher

                              So now as King of the throne, you can't wait until other boys challenge you so you can compare it with them, too?
                              LOL, nice one!

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                              • #45
                                Asher :

                                no . I am not going on showing it to people. it happened a single time ....

                                Cockknee :
                                urgh.NSFW

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