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Over the last couple of days I have come to the conclusion that some people should not be allowed to re-produce.
On Thursday I went into the toilets in a lesson break to have a pee, all the urinals were in use so I went into a cubical and shut the door without locking it. I'd just started to pee when someone bursts in, sees me and shouts
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
"What are you a ****ing comedian or something, what does it look like I'm doing" I replied without turning round. He was a little surprised by this. 5 seconds later hes still standing there
"Get the **** out of here" I said and he walked off, he didn't even close the door again, grr.
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That afternoon I'm driving along a narrow road, another car is also coming along, there is a small lay by in front of me, I pull into it so the other car can come through (There was more than enough room). So what does he do, he comes to complete stop and waits, there is no way in hell my car will fit through where he is, so I flash my lights and wave him through, he sits there, I beep my horn and wave him through again, he still sits there, I wind my window down and tell him to come through, he sits there, I shout at him and beep my horn. He then reverses the car half a mile up the road until he could pull in to a gap and let me through. What a moron wasted 10 minutes faffing around!
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Then on Friday I'm in the college car park just about to reverse out of my space when a fairly attractive girl puts her car right in the way, I beep my horn, she winds down the window
"Can I have that space?" she asks
"Dunno, depends if I can get out of it first doesn't it" I replied looking pointedly at her car
She waits about 10 seconds before she twigs that I can't move unless she does, so she reverses out into the access road (which connects the various bays with the exit) blocking the way again
"And where I am supposed to go now?" I ask trying to keep the acidity to a minimum
She goes bright red and then reverses right the way out to the exit causing utter chaos (she could have pulled into one the bays but nooo), she reaches the exit and stops the car, she then says "I'm really sorry about that, is there anything I can do" I was tempted to ask "do you swallow" but decided against it. I just smiled and said
"It's ok, I'll see you around"
Bloody idiots
On Thursday I went into the toilets in a lesson break to have a pee, all the urinals were in use so I went into a cubical and shut the door without locking it. I'd just started to pee when someone bursts in, sees me and shouts
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
"What are you a ****ing comedian or something, what does it look like I'm doing" I replied without turning round. He was a little surprised by this. 5 seconds later hes still standing there
"Get the **** out of here" I said and he walked off, he didn't even close the door again, grr.
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That afternoon I'm driving along a narrow road, another car is also coming along, there is a small lay by in front of me, I pull into it so the other car can come through (There was more than enough room). So what does he do, he comes to complete stop and waits, there is no way in hell my car will fit through where he is, so I flash my lights and wave him through, he sits there, I beep my horn and wave him through again, he still sits there, I wind my window down and tell him to come through, he sits there, I shout at him and beep my horn. He then reverses the car half a mile up the road until he could pull in to a gap and let me through. What a moron wasted 10 minutes faffing around!
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Then on Friday I'm in the college car park just about to reverse out of my space when a fairly attractive girl puts her car right in the way, I beep my horn, she winds down the window
"Can I have that space?" she asks
"Dunno, depends if I can get out of it first doesn't it" I replied looking pointedly at her car
She waits about 10 seconds before she twigs that I can't move unless she does, so she reverses out into the access road (which connects the various bays with the exit) blocking the way again
"And where I am supposed to go now?" I ask trying to keep the acidity to a minimum
She goes bright red and then reverses right the way out to the exit causing utter chaos (she could have pulled into one the bays but nooo), she reaches the exit and stops the car, she then says "I'm really sorry about that, is there anything I can do" I was tempted to ask "do you swallow" but decided against it. I just smiled and said
"It's ok, I'll see you around"
Bloody idiots
I cant say that I ever had to deal with a dude bursting into a urinal before
(I had to clean it up of course
).
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