Hypothetical: If Horse came to your country could you put me up?

[Dauphin]

England suffers glue shortage!

Put you up? 'fraid not, but if you did come to England there would be many people who would be more than willing to put you down.

[Alexander's Horse]

Cool. An itinerary is taking shape.

American leg:

Arrive LA - avoid sniper fire from Ted Striker at the airport

Drive out to the Mojave desert to get laid with Dissident

Fly to Austin Texas to get drunk with Floyd

Across to Atlanta to find out why noone would want to go there

Special side trip to trash Victor Galis's dorm

A stint in EVC's secure hospital ward in Maryland

Train to North Virginia to give Coldwizard $5 for a 2 week stay

Up to New Jersey to get laid again courtesy of Bird

Trip to New York to show up unannounced at Chris62's office in my dungarees and demand to see him

Down to Foggy Bottom to see Timexwatch

An Atlantic seaboard break with Technophile

Up to Canada to surprise Garth in Saskatoon

Night visit to burgle Asher's house

Calgary Alberta to get an update from November Adam on the police investigation

Down the Buenos Aires to meet El Lawrence and learn to Tango



European leg:

Arrive Heath Row

Take the tube out Reading to visit Mike H

Onward to the North of England to deliver Gibsie a food parcel

Across to Berlin to stay with Ecthelion's parents and tell them what he's been up to online

Down to Lisbon Portugal to hang out with Zealot and smoke my head off

[faded glory]

Sure, you could sleep in our second tiny room. As for women...ya I could probably hook you up

[Alexander's Horse]

I would like to state for the record that I have not asked to be set up with women during the trip.

Thank you.

[ravagon]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I would like to state for the record that I have not asked to be set up with women during the trip.

Thank you.

ie: The missus just came online?

[Alexander's Horse]

It would help in itinerary planning if people could give a location when making offers of accommodation.

Also, some of you probably live in real sh*t holes so it would help me to identify places to avoid as well.

Thank you.

[ravagon]

Uhhh???
Now how can you DP 20 odd minutes apart?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Woohoo! Horse isn't coming to see me!

But he is passing dangerously close

[Alexander's Horse]

Oh yeah - I thought I might **** your girlfriend's horse on the way through.

[Imran Siddiqui]

It's a male horse... ewwwwww

[uh Clem]

Hypothetical: If Horse came to your country could you put me up?

As long as it's hypothetical, then the answer is yes.

If that condition changes, then I reserve the right to reconsider.

It would help in itinerary planning if people could give a location when making offers of accommodation.

If I told you, then you'd know.

[faded glory]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I would like to state for the record that I have not asked to be set up with women during the trip.

Thank you.

Sure.....but I could still you get you laid

[Asher]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I would like to state for the record that I have not asked to be set up with women during the trip.

Thank you.

Oh Horsie, I knew you'd fall for me.

[faded glory]

ewww

*slowly leaves the room/building*

*plans to burn clothes upon returning home*

[Asher]

You're next.