Girlfriend in a coma

[Eroberer]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You wouldn't

I'm guessing this is one of your penis elongation techniques in the vein of your mpg supercar. Oh my! You know one more song than the rest of the globe! Now you can post about it and laugh at your own joke!

It's only marginally comical that Spink got some people to think he's got a g/f, but you can't really laugh at that, can you?

[November Adam]

I dunno... I thought this WAS in poor taste. Not a Smiths fan so I never heard the song.

There are people here who do air out their problems, or tragedies. This is just cruel, and spits in their face.

Call me a tight ass, but grow up!

[Faboba]

Would I be beaten if I say Oasis and then go on to note that two of the Beatles are still alive?



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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life



Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a wistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(the music fades into the song)

...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Come on guys, cheer up

Always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the bright side of life...

Worse things happen at sea you know

Always look on the bright side of life...

I mean--what have you got to lose?
you know, you come from nothing
-you're going back to nothing
what have you lost? Nothing!

Always look on the bright side of life...
(fade out)

[rev]

two of the Beatles are still alive

It's incredibly mean and a good example of dark humour, but the most recent edition of "The Onion" has this mini-headline hidden on its left side:

"Ringo's Next"




Ohhh, I'm going to hell...

[KrazyHorse]

How I decided there is no justice in this world:

John Lennon: 5 shots to the chest
Yoko Ono, standing right beside John: not a scratch

[MikeH]

Lostprophets, Hundred Reasons, and Silverginger 5 are my favourite current Brit bands. There are a lot of good bands about at the moment, they aren't getting exported or even promoted all that well in this counry very well though.

Then there is Radiohead, Blur, Gorrilaz, Oasis of course and a load of dance stuff.

[drake]

Girlfriend in a coma? What did your hand get sprained somehow infant? I think Provost would committ suicide if his "girlfriend" went in a coma

[MattHiggs]

I'm currently looking for loads of good unkown rock, not to heavy though. I'm using KaZaA and searched for Hundred Reasons and got 2 reults:

Cerebra and Remmus, are there any better music progs than this around?

[Zopperoni]

AudioGalaxy

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by drake
Girlfriend in a coma? What did your hand get sprained somehow infant? I think Provost would committ suicide if his "girlfriend" went in a coma

You're cruising for a bruising drake!

[Jaguar]

What, exactly, were you trying to do when you started the thread, infatuation?

[MikeH]

Originally posted by MattHiggs
I'm currently looking for loads of good unkown rock, not to heavy though. I'm using KaZaA and searched for Hundred Reasons and got 2 reults:

Cerebra and Remmus, are there any better music progs than this around?

If you go to their website they have about 5 songs to download. They haven't released an album yet, just 3 EPs.

[Bas]

Or, if you want utter noise, Raging Speedhorn might be what you want. But I can understand perfectly well if it's not exactly what you had in mind... I agree with MikeH on Lostprophets, and for the rest, most of the good British bands I know are a bit older.

[MattHiggs]

I heard someone mention that The Wildhearts are really good, I'll have to check on AudioGalaxy see if I get any matches.

[Solly]

The Wildhearts - I Wanna Go (Where The People Go)