Apolyton Celebrity Death Match Tournament

[Tiamat]

Not a bad idea. Count me in. Hmmmmmmm I wonder who I will have to go up against??

[Andemagne]

yup! sounds like fun.
somebody tried to do this same thing but with different
name (apolyton wwf wcw something) last christmas. I cant
recall was it Reismark and Orange. in the beginning of december
they posted that on the chrismas day there would be a big fight,
I waited for 3 weeks and nothing happened. but maybe this year.

[Sirotnikov]

Well, as for a demo, I'm short on time, but I can give an example.

I ran several fantasy leagues when I was younger.

I ran a fantasy WWF for a long time.

Let's just say, that I predicted vince mcmahon will join wrestling, and expose himself as the owner. That was around a year or so before it happenned.

And I liked to stage fights too.

I remember we did it in class. We didn't really fight but pretended to fight. It was really cool


My matches with Taurus always got high ratings Many people would come watch, and interefere (good old wrestling ).


Ah, those were the days.

[Zer0_T0lerance]

Am I a celebrity? I think Asher and I make pretty good feuds.

loser

[Wiglaf]

Asher isn't a loser, he's just..."explosive." Explosive in a communist sort of way, no less. In any event, one word most certainly does not do his...interesting...way of thinking justice.

Isn't there a commie checklist around here? I'd like to run him up on it.

[Asher]

You two are quite possibly the stupidest posters on Apolyton. Even if you combined your intellects, HARDMAN would reign supreme.

[Zer0_T0lerance]

Originally posted by Asher
You two are quite possibly the stupidest posters on Apolyton. Even if you combined your intellects, HARDMAN would reign supreme.

Prove it then.

Let's go at it! C'mon! Bring 'em on! I'm ready to take on the Big Boys!

You with me Wiglaf?

[Asher]

I don't need to prove a thing, you're doing a damn good job yourself.

Wiglaf is taking the lead by persistently calling me a communist, and you're a close second by making posts like the one above.

[Wiglaf]

I still want the sneaky red checklist.

I'm pretty sure since asher is wealthy (owning a high end computer, a playstation 2, an xbox, an N64 and a PSone), there could be room for class warfare.

Or, since he obviously is attempting to enter the country and subvert our businesses, there's always the eurocom spy route. Never fails in situations like this.

And he's against Bush. Liberal.

Yup, commie. Zero, I'd avoid talking to him. Lock your doors. He could be dangerous.

[Zer0_T0lerance]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
And he's against Bush. Liberal.

Liberal! Well he sure doesn't seem like it to me. He seems very one-sided instead of being realistic about things.

I think Bush is a likeable guy and I agree with some of his policies. However, I liked some of Clinton's policies as well. I would consider myself as being in the "middle of the road" as far as political views are concerned. I voted for the other guy. Now see, Glonky, I'm not such an idiot after all, am I?

[Lonestar]

Re: Apolyton Celebrity Death Match Tournament

Originally posted by orange
What do you think of a new series of threads, pitting one Apolytoner against another, a write up on why these two are fighting and the history between them, and then voting on who you think would win in a poll. Then, after a few days or so of voting, I (or someone else) can write up a wrestling/boxing/streetfight recap of the match based on who wins.

Now obviously we should pair matches up based on the way the two competetors contrast each other.

For example, we could have...

Giancarlo vs. Bob Dornan: Who is the TRUE Conservative of Apolyton? (Very timely after their recent feud)

Faded Glory vs. Chegitz Guevara

CivNation vs. Provost Harrison

perhaps a tag team match: Ming the Merciless and MtG vs. Alexander's Horse and Hydey?

any ideas/suggestions?

You stole this Idea! You stole this from MarkL and I!!! You stole it! We were going to post a Giancarlo v. El Awerance match last week! I even informed Giancarlo of it! So therefore....


You somehow came up with it on yer own(hah!)

Or yer a DL, either MarkL or Giancarlo.


Explain yershelf!

[Asher]

I'm not against Bush, I'm against Politicians.

They're all so slimy and fake. I just take shots at Bush since he's got a big bullseye on his forehead.

Or, since he obviously is attempting to enter the country and subvert our businesses, there's always the eurocom spy route. Never fails in situations like this.

I've already subverted your businesses. Many of my relatives are pretty big in your oil business.

Oh, and for future reference, a Eurocom would be someone from Europe, not Canada.

[Zer0_T0lerance]

Originally posted by Asher
I'm not against Bush, I'm against Politicians.

They're all so slimy and fake. I just take shots at Bush since he's got a big bullseye on his forehead.

Sounds like a Nazi to me.

[Asher]

I thought I was a communist?

[Zer0_T0lerance]

Originally posted by Asher
I thought I was a communist?

Now you admit it!

Only to Wiglaf buddy boy. To me, you're just a Nazi thug!

Good stuff!