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  • "Soup Is Good Food"
    Dead Kennedys

    We're sorry
    But you're no longer needed
    Or wanted
    Or even cared about here
    Machines can do a better job than you
    This is what you get for asking questions

    The unions agree
    'Sacrifices must be made'
    Computers never go on strike
    To save the working man you've got to put him out to pasture

    Looks like we'll have to let you go
    Doesn't it feel fulfilling to know
    That you-the human being-are now obsolete
    And there's nothing in hell we'll let you do about it

    [Chorus]
    Soup is good food-(We don't need you any more)
    You made a good meal-(We don't need you any more)
    Now how do you feel-(We don't need you any more)
    To be **** out our ass
    And thrown in the cold like a piece of trash
    We're sorry
    You'll just have to leave
    Unemployment runs out after just six weeks
    How does it feel to be a budget cut?
    You're snipped
    You no longer exist

    Your number's been purged from our central computer
    So we can rig the facts
    And sweep you under the rug
    See our chart? Unemployment's going down
    If that ruins your life that's your problem

    Soup is Good Food, Etc.
    We're sorry
    We hate to interrupt
    But it's against the law to jump off this bridge
    You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else
    A tourist might see you
    And we wouldn't want that

    I'm just doing my job, you know
    So say uncle
    And we'll take you to the mental health zoo
    Force feed you mind-melting chemicals
    Til even the outside world looks great

    In hi-tech science research labs
    It costs too much to bury all the dead
    The mutilated disease-injected
    Surplus rats who can't be used anymore

    So they're dumped (with no minister present)
    In a spiraling corkscrew dispose-all unit
    Ground into sludge and flushed away
    Aw geez:.

    Soup is good food
    You made a good meal, etc:.
    We know how much you'd like to die
    We joke about it on our coffee breaks
    But we're paid to force you to have a nice day
    In the wonderful world we made just for you
    "Poor Rats", we human rodents chuckle
    At least we get a dignified cremation
    At yet
    At 6:00 tomorrow morning
    It's time to get up and go to work
    "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
    -Bokonon

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    • (not so much for the lyrics as for the guitar)

      SHADOW PLAY


      Rory Gallagher

      In the flinty light, it's midnight,
      And stars collide.
      Shadows run, in full flight,
      To run, seek and hide.
      I'm still not sure what part I play,
      In this shadow play, this shadow play.
      Well, In the half-light, on this mad night,
      I hear a voice in time.
      Well, I look back, see a half-smile,
      Then it's gone from sight.
      Tell me, why everyone have changed,
      In this shadow play, this shadow play,
      I have to find my way,
      In this shadow play.

      Sounds come crashing,
      And I hear laughing,
      All those lights just blaze away.
      I feel a little strange inside,
      A little bit of Jekyll, a little Mr. Hyde.

      Sounds come crashing,
      And I hear laughing,
      All those lights just blaze away.
      I feel a little strange inside,
      A little Dr. Jekyll, a little Mr. Hyde.
      Yeah.........

      Thoughts run wild, free as a child,
      Into the night.
      Across the screen a thin beam,
      Of magic light.

      Tell me why things don't look the same,
      In this shadow play, this shadow play,
      I have to find my way,
      In this shadow play.
      I have to get away,
      In this shadow play,
      Well help me find my way,
      In this shadow play,
      Yeah..........

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      • Soul to Squeeze

        RHCP


        I got a bad disease,
        Up from my brain is where I bleed.
        In sanity it seems,
        Is got me by my soul to squeeze.
        Well all the love from me,
        With all these dying trees I scream.
        The Angels in my dreams,
        have turned to demons of greed,
        That's me.

        Where I go I just don't know,
        I got to, got to, gotta take it slow.
        When I find my piece of mind,
        I'm gonna give you some of my good time.

        Today loves smile on me,
        It took away my pain, said please
        All that you ride is free,
        You gotta let it be,
        Oh ya.

        Where I go I just don't know,
        I got to, gotta, gotta take it slow.
        When I find my piece of mind,
        I'm gonna give you some of my good time.

        You're so polite indeed,
        Well I got everything I need.
        Oh make my days a breeze,
        And take away my self destruction.

        It's bitter baby,
        And it's very sweet.
        I'm on a rollercoaster,
        but I'm on my feet.
        Take me to the river,
        Let me on your shore.
        I be coming back baby,
        I be coming back for more.

        Doo doo doo doo dingle zing a dong bone,
        ba-di ba-da ba-zumba crunga cong gone bad,
        like an apple gift but i went out and never said my pleasures
        I'm much better but I won't regret it never

        Where I go I just dont't know,
        I got to, got to, gotta take it slow.
        When I find my piece of mind,
        I'm gonna give you some of my good time.

        Where I go I just don't know,
        I might end up somewhere in Mexico.
        When I find my piece of mind,
        I'm gonna keep for the end of time!

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        • "Don't Fear the Reaper"
          Blue Oyster Cult

          All our times have come,
          Here but now they're gone.
          Seasons don't fear the reaper,
          Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain...
          We can be like they are.
          Come on, baby... don't fear the reaper.
          Baby, take my hand... don't fear the reaper.
          We'll be able to fly... don't fear the reaper.
          Baby, I'm your man...

          Valentine is done,
          Here but now they're gone.
          Romeo and Juliet
          Are together in eternity... Romeo and Juliet.
          40,000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and Juliet.
          40,000 men and women everyday... Redefine happiness.
          Another 40,000 coming everyday... We can be like they are.
          Come on, baby... don't fear the reaper.
          Baby, take my hand... don't fear the reaper.
          We'll be able to fly... don't fear the reaper.
          Baby, I'm your man...

          Love of two is one,
          Here but now they're gone.
          Came the last night of sadness,
          And it was clear she couldn't go on.
          Then the door was open and the wind appeared,
          The candles blew then disappeared,
          The curtains flew then he appeared... saying don't be afraid,
          Come on, baby... and she had no fear,
          And she ran to him... then they started to fly.
          They looked backward and said goodbye... she had become like they are.
          She had taken his hand... she had become like they are.
          Come on, baby... don't fear the reaper.
          "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
          -Bokonon

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          • "Spiders"
            System Of A Down

            The piercing radiant moon,
            The storming of poor June,
            All the life running through her hair,

            Approaching guiding light,
            Our shallow years in fright,
            Dreams are made winding through my head,

            Through my head,
            Before you know, Awake,

            Your lives are open wide,
            The V-chip gives them sight,
            All the life running through her hair,

            The spiders all in tune,
            The evening of the moon,
            Dreams are made winding through my head,

            Through my head,
            Before you know, Awake

            (SOLO)

            Through my head,
            Before you know,
            Before you know I will be waiting all awake,

            Dreams are made winding through her hair,
            Dreams are made winding through her hair.
            "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
            -Bokonon

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            • Yes, The River Knows

              THE DOORS

              Please believe me.
              The river told me.
              Very softly.
              Want you to hold me,

              Free fall flow, river flow.
              On and on it goes.
              Breath under water 'till the end.
              Free fall flow, river flow.
              On and on it goes.
              Breath under water 'till the end.
              Yes, the river knows.

              Please believe me.
              If you don't need me
              I'm going but I need a little time.
              I promised I would drown myself
              In mystic heated wine.

              Please believe me.
              The river told me.
              Very softly
              Want you to hold me,

              I'm going but I need a little time.
              I promised I would drown myself
              In mystic heated wine.

              Free fall flow, river flow.
              On and on it goes.
              Breath under water 'till the end.
              Free fall flow, river flow.
              On and on it goes.
              Breath under water 'till the end.

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              • SAUVER CETTE ETOILE

                SAEZ

                Ici Dieu le Père qui te parle
                Ou juste un de tes frères
                Non ce n’est pas scandale
                Voici venu la fin des siècles
                Mais non rien n’a changé
                Les croisades se sont juste un peu
                Satellisées mondialisées internetisées

                Ca y est mon vieux on t’a baisé

                Et l’injustice court toujours
                A pleine rue ça crie les appels au secours
                Mais aujourd’hui le peuple est bien soumis
                Non y’a pas de couleurs de peau
                Non ni de frères égaux
                De toute façon y’a jamais eu

                Si tu crois encore
                Qu’on peut sauver cette étoile
                Mais si tu crois encore qu’on peut sauver notre étoile
                Demain c’est l’an 2000 ou 3000 je sais plus
                De toute façon qu’est-ce que ça change
                Enfin mon Dieu l’histoire est bien connue
                Violence puissance, inconscience
                Entrer dans le monde de l’intolérance
                Et ça fais de l’audience pour le peuple de France

                Et y’a les guerres d’Irlande on tue
                Et puis y’a l’Algérie on tue
                Mais quel est l’avenir en Yougoslavie
                Et puis y’a ce gamin
                Qui a le sourire aux lèvres
                Mais c’est ça l’avenir

                Mais Si tu crois encore
                Qu’on peut sauver cette étoile
                Si tu crois encore
                Qu’on peut sauver notre étoile
                Ici Dieu le Père qui te parle
                Ou juste un de tes frères
                Non ce n’est pas scandale
                Voici venu la fin des siècles
                Mais non rien n’a changé
                Les croisades se sont juste un peu
                Satellisées mondialisées internetisées

                Ca y est mon vieux on t’a baisé

                Et l’injustice court toujours
                A pleine rue ça crie les appels au secours
                Mais aujourd’hui le peuple est bien soumis
                Non y’a pas de couleurs de peau
                Non ni de frères égaux
                De toute façon y’a jamais eu

                Si tu crois encore
                Qu’on peut sauver cette étoile
                Mais si tu crois encore qu’on peut sauver notre étoile
                Demain c’est l’an 2000 ou 3000 je sais plus
                De toute façon qu’est-ce que ça change
                Enfin mon Dieu l’histoire est bien connue
                Violence puissance, inconscience
                Entrer dans le monde de l’intolérance
                Et ça fais de l’audience pour le peuple de France

                Et y’a les guerres d’Irlande on tue
                Et puis y’a l’Algérie on tue
                Mais quel est l’avenir en Yougoslavie
                Et puis y’a ce gamin
                Qui a le sourire aux lèvres
                Mais c’est ça l’avenir

                Mais Si tu crois encore
                Qu’on peut sauver cette étoile
                Si tu crois encore
                Qu’on peut sauver notre étoile

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                • Girls just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper

                  I come home in the morning light
                  My mother says when you gonna live your life right
                  Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
                  And girls they want to have fun
                  Oh girls just want to have fun

                  The phone rings in the middle of the night
                  My father yells what you gonna do with your life
                  Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
                  But girls they want to have fun
                  Oh girls just want to have--

                  That's all they really want
                  Some fun
                  When the working day is done
                  Girls-- they want to have fun
                  Oh girls just want to have fun

                  Some boys take a beautiful girl
                  And hide her away from the rest of the world
                  I want to be the one to walk in the sun
                  Oh girls they want to have fun
                  Oh girls just want to have

                  That's all they really want
                  Some fun
                  When the working day is done
                  Girls--they want to have fun
                  Oh girls just want to have fun,
                  They want to have fun,
                  They want to have fun...
                  "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                  • Would You Be Happier - The Corrs

                    Have you ever wondered where the story ends, and how it all began?
                    I do
                    Did you ever dream you were the movie star with popcorn in your hand?
                    I did
                    Do you ever think you're someone else inside and no one understands?
                    You are
                    And you wanna disappear inside a dream but never wanna wake Wake up 
                    And then you stumble on tomorrow, and trip over today


                    Would you be happier if you were someone together 
                    Would the sun shine brighter if you played a bigger part 
                    Would you be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather 
                    You're gonna be just fine (gonna be just fine)

                    Are you not afraid to tell your story now, but everyone has gone
                    It's too late
                    Was everything you've ever said or done not the way you planned?
                    Mistakes
                    And then you promise that tomorrow be different than today

                    Would you be happier if you were someone together 
                    Would the sun shine brighter if you played a bigger part
                    Would you be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather
                    You're gonna be just fine
                    I think you're gonna be just fine
                    You're gonna be just fine
                    So don't worry baby

                    And you're racing for tomorrow, not finished with today

                    Would you be happier if you were someone together
                    Would the sun shine brighter if you played a bigger part 
                    Would you be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather 
                    I think you're gonna be just fine

                    Would we be happier if we were someone together
                    Would the sun shine brighter if we played a bigger part
                    Would we be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather 
                    I think we're gonna be just fine 
                    I think you're gonna be just fine

                    Don't worry baby 
                    You're gonna be just fine 
                    Don't worry honey 
                    You're gonna be just fine 
                    Don't worry baby 
                    You're gonna be just fine
                    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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                    • For the COol in You by Babyface

                      Here we go round and round and round
                      And back and forth you know
                      Everybody goes through it sometime
                      And that's just the way it flows
                      So we go up and down and up
                      And in and out the door
                      Even thought you know you've been through it before

                      For every argument that we've experienced
                      It's nice to know that you've remained composed
                      And I wanna thank you for the chill in you
                      Especially for you being so cool
                      This for the cool in you

                      Cool in you, cool in
                      This for the chill in you
                      Cool in you, cool, cool, cool, cool
                      This for you cool in you
                      Cool in you, cool in
                      This for the chill in you
                      Cool in you, cool, cool, cool, cool

                      Looking on back at all the changes
                      That I put you through
                      Any other girl in your position
                      Sho-nuff would've been through
                      Thinkin' about how you made it easy
                      Always there for me
                      Never once did you turn your back and leave

                      For every tear you've cried, I've cried a thousand times
                      Never once did I want you to hurt inside
                      I wanna thank you for the chill in you
                      Especially for you being so cool
                      This is for the cool in you

                      For every tear you've cried, I've cried a thousand times
                      Never once did I want you to hurt inside
                      I wanna thank you for the chill in you
                      Especially for you being so cool
                      This is for the cool in you
                      "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                      • Sing a Song For YOu covered by Radiohead (written by Tim buckley)

                        in my heart is where i long for you
                        in my smile i search for you
                        each time you turn and run away i cry inside
                        my silly way, just too young to know any more
                        in my world the devil dances and dares
                        yo leave my soul just anywhere
                        until i find peace in this world
                        i'll sing a song everywhere i can
                        just too young to know any more
                        the wind covers me cold
                        the starry skies all around my eyes
                        far behind the city moans
                        well worthy of the people there
                        oh, the psalms they love to hear
                        so let me sing a song for you
                        just to help your day along
                        let me sing a song for you
                        one i've known so very long
                        oh, please could you find the time
                        "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                        • Dedicated To My Dixieland Delight

                          Dixieland Delight
                          (Ronnie Rogers)


                          Rollin' down a backwoods Tennessee by way
                          One arm on the wheel
                          Holdin' my lover with the other
                          A sweet, soft, Southern thrill

                          Worked hard all week, got a little jingle
                          On a Tennessee Saturday night
                          Couldn't feel better, I'm together
                          With my Dixieland Delight

                          Spend my dollar
                          Parked in a holler
                          'Neath the mountain moonlight
                          Hold her up tight
                          Make a little lovin'
                          A little turtle dovin'
                          On a Mason-Dixon night
                          Fits my life, oh so right
                          My Dixieland Delight

                          White tail buck deer munchin' on clover
                          Red tail hawk sittin' on a limb
                          A chubby old groundhog, croakin' bullfrog
                          Free as the feelin' in the wind

                          Home grown country girl gonna give me a whirl
                          On a Tennessee Saturday night
                          Lucky as a seven livin' in heaven
                          With my Dixieland Delight

                          Spend my dollar
                          Parked in a holler
                          'Neath the mountain moonlight
                          Hold her up tight
                          Make a little lovin'
                          A little turtle dovin'
                          On a Mason-Dixon night
                          Fits my life, oh so right
                          My Dixieland Delight
                          Spend my dollar
                          Parked in a holler
                          'Neath the mountain moonlight
                          Hold her up tight
                          Make a little lovin'
                          A little turtle dovin'
                          On a Mason-Dixon night
                          Fits my life, oh so right
                          My Dixieland Delight
                          Rollin' down a backwoods Tennessee by way
                          One arm on the wheel
                          Holdin' my lover with the other
                          A sweet, soft, Southern thrill

                          Worked hard all week, got a little jingle
                          On a Tennessee Saturday night
                          Couldn't feel better, I'm together
                          With my Dixieland Delight
                          Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                          • This song+a little wine+my girlfriend=a very fine night

                            MARY J. BLIGE LYRICS

                            "Family Affair"


                            Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
                            Up on in this, dance for me
                            We got ya open, now ya floatin'
                            So you gots to dance for me
                            Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
                            In this dance for me
                            Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
                            So just dance for me

                            Come on everybody get on up
                            Cause you know we gots to get it crunk
                            Mary J. is in the spot tonight
                            As I'mma make it feel alright (Make it feel alright)
                            Come on baby just party with me
                            Let loose and set your body free
                            Leave your situations at the door
                            So when you step inside jump on the floor

                            Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
                            Up on in this, dance for me
                            We got ya open, now ya floatin'
                            So you gots to dance for me
                            Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
                            In this dance for me
                            Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
                            So just dance for me

                            It's only gonna be about a matter of time
                            Before you get loose and start loose your mind
                            Cop you a drink, go head and rock your ice
                            Cause we celebrating No More Drama in our life
                            With a great track pumpin', everybody's jumpin'
                            Goin ahead and twist your back and get your body bumpin'
                            I told you leave your situations at the door
                            So grab somebody and get your ass on the dance floor

                            Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
                            Up on in this, dance for me
                            We got ya open, now ya floatin'
                            So you gots to dance for me
                            Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
                            In this dance for me
                            Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
                            So just dance for me

                            We don't need, don't need, no haters
                            Just try to love one another
                            We just want y'all have a good time
                            No more drama in your life
                            Work real hard to make a dime
                            If you got beef, your problem, not mine
                            Leave all that BS outside
                            We're gonna celebrate all night
                            Let's have fun, tonight, no fights
                            Turn the great track way
                            Making you dance all night and I
                            Got some real heat for ya this time
                            Doesn't matter if you're white or black
                            Let's get crunk cuz Mary's back

                            Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
                            Up on in this, dance for me
                            We got ya open, now ya floatin'
                            So you gots to dance for me
                            Don't need no hateration, holleratin'
                            In this dance for me
                            Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
                            So just dance for me
                            Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                            • I am a man of constant sorrow

                              (in constant sorrow all through his days)

                              I am a man of constant sorrow
                              I've seen trouble all my days
                              I did farewell to old Kentucky
                              The place where I was born and raised

                              (the place where he was born and raised)

                              For six long years I've been in trouble
                              No pleasure here on earth I find
                              For in this world I'm bound to ramble
                              I have no friends to help me now

                              (he has no friends to help him now)

                              It's fare thee well my own true lover
                              I never expect to see you again
                              For I'm bound to ride that Northern railroad
                              Perhaps I'll die upon, this train

                              (perhaps he'll die upon this train)

                              You can bury me in some deep valley
                              For many years where I may lay
                              Then you may learn to love another
                              While I am sleeping in my grave

                              (while he is sleeping in his grave)

                              Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger
                              My face your'll never see no more
                              But there is one promise that is given
                              I'll meet you on God's golden shore

                              (he'll meet you on God's golden shore)
                              Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                              • humor

                                Jerry Springer by Weird Al Yankovic

                                It's been one week since we got to see
                                Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
                                Five days since they had the show
                                With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
                                Three days since we heard the tale
                                About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
                                Yesterday it occurred to me
                                That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer

                                Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
                                Well, they had this one freak
                                Who sucker-punched his whole family
                                Do you recall when the brawl
                                Became a total free-for-all
                                And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
                                Hey, see the stripper with the implants
                                She likes to lap dance
                                And date the boyfriend of her mother
                                Now here come's Jerry's next guest
                                And it's a slugfest
                                'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
                                Nymphomaniac is back on crack
                                It's like "When Animals Attack"
                                They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
                                Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
                                Step on their toes, that's how it goes
                                They get so violent they have to sign a waiver

                                They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
                                On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
                                There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
                                When he found out that his wife had a sex change
                                They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
                                They have a history of ripping off their shirts

                                It's been one week since they had the fight
                                With the Siamese twins and the transvestite
                                Five days since that awsulf brawl
                                They still haven't got the blood off the wall
                                It's been three days since the bitter fued
                                Between the KKK and that gay Jewish black dude
                                Yesterday, finally dawned on me
                                I'm spendin' way too much time on that Jerry Springer

                                Guy Guest : Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister
                                Gal Guest : Oh? Well, which one?
                                Guy Guest : All of them
                                Gal Guest : Oh! Well, I've been sleepin' with your best friend Jake!
                                Guy Guest : Yah? Well, well me too!
                                Gal Guest : Oh!
                                Guy Guest : And I've sleepin' with your dog Woofie!
                                (barking)
                                Gal Guest : Woofie, you b-tch!
                                Gal Guest : Well, I'm also sleepin' with your pet goat!
                                (baaahhing)
                                Guy Guest : That goat doesn't love you!

                                Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
                                Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
                                Jerry's the king of confrontation
                                He's a sensation
                                He puts the 'sin' in syndication
                                It's totally worthless, like a bad check
                                It's like a train wreck
                                Don't wanna stare but you can't look away
                                Like Sally Jesse he does talk shows
                                But with more weirdos
                                The ratings jumpin' higher everyday
                                If you've seen the show, well then you know
                                It's just as low as you can go
                                The guests are tacky and they're lacking in their hygiene
                                And pretty soon some ugly goon
                                Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
                                In the face of some unsuspecting drag queen

                                Well it's the kind of show where people scream obscenities
                                Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
                                "Jerry! Jerry!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
                                Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
                                I have a tendency to watch it religiously
                                I have a history of taping each one

                                It's been one week since the show about
                                Psycho killers with problems they should work out
                                Five days since the big surprise
                                When some loser's wife said she's shtill dating twenty guys
                                Three days wince he interviewed
                                A bunch of psychic porn star midgets who were all nude
                                Yesterday, it occurred to me
                                That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
                                Tired of wastin' my time on that Jerry Springer
                                I've got way too much class to watch Jerry Springer
                                Come over here and pull on my finger
                                "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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