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**SlowwHand** · October 14, 2001, 10:35

Have some message.

The Hurt
Cat Stevens (Yusuf Islam)

You say you want to seek the truth, but it's hard to find
No one to help you, your friends don't have the time
So you ride around in your car, switch on the radio
You want to relate to something you once read in a book
What kind of a way to try to take a look

Until I got hurt I was looking, I was on my way
Until I got hurt, until I got hurt, darling I painted my face grey
Until I got hurt, 'til I got hurt, why didn't I
I didn't think of this until I got hurt
'Till I got hurt, baby, I didn't know what love is

You say you want to learn to laugh 'cause music makes you cry
But the tears you shed are only in your eye
So you turn to any phoney mouth with a tale to tell
But he's just a hoaxer don't you know, selling peace and religion
Between his jokes and his karma chewing gum

Until I got hurt, I was looking, I was the same as you
Untii I got hurt, until I got hurt, I did not know what to do
Until I got hurt, 'till I got hurt, why didn't [
I didn't think of this until I got hurt
'Till I got hurt, baby, I didn't know what love is

Young son, don't let me down, young son
I'm trusting you to keep on, never turn away now
Hold on, never let go, now hold on
Turn your heart to the bright sun
Love will come your way
Cos 'till you make that final show
You'll never know what love you've been missing
Missing

You say you want to seek the truth but you work alone
No one to help you and nobody to push you on
So you sit at home drinking your wine, television on
You wait for a miracle, cos you say one day one'll come along
( But wishful thinking, boy) any minute now ! You might be gone
I'd like to help you brother but that would be wrong

Until I got hurt, I was looking, I was on my way
Until I got hurt, until I got hurt, darling I didn't know which way
Until I got hurt, 'till I got hurt, why didn't I
I didn't think of this until I got hurt
'Till I got hurt, baby, I didn't know what love is

Until I got hurt, oh I didn't know what love is

**Caesar the Great** · October 14, 2001, 10:38

Heroin ~ Velvet Underground

I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can
'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man
When I put a spike into my vein
And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same
When I'm rushing on my run
And I feel just like Jesus' son
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I have made the big decision
I'm gonna try to nullify my life
'Cause when the blood begins to flow
When it shoots up the dropper's neck
When I'm closing in on death
And you can't help me now, you guys
And all you sweet girls with all your sweet talk
You can all go take a walk
And I guess that I just don't know
And I guess that I just don't know

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago
I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas
On a great big clipper ship
Going from this land here to that
In a sailor's suit and cap
Away from the big city
Where a man can not be free
Of all of the evils of this town
And of himself, and those around
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know
Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

Heroin, be the death of me
Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life
Because a mainer to my vein
Leads to a center in my head
And then I'm better off and dead
Because when the smack begins to flow
I really don't care anymore
About all the Jim-Jim's in this town
And all the politicians makin' crazy sounds
And everybody puttin' everybody else down
And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds

'Cause when the smack begins to flow
Then I really don't care anymore
Ah, when the heroin is in my blood
And that blood is in my head
Then thank God that I'm as good as dead
Then thank your God that I'm not aware
And thank God that I just don't care
And I guess I just don't know
And I guess I just don't know

**Zopperoni** · October 14, 2001, 11:01

Rolling Stones - Miss you

I've been holding out so long
I've been sleeping all alone
Lord I miss you
I've been hanging on the phone
I've been sleeping all alone
I want to kiss you

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been starring in my dreams
Lord I miss you
I've been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings
It's just some friends of mine that say,
"Hey, what's the matter man?
We're gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you.
We're gonna bring a case of wine
Hey, let's go mess and fool around
You know, like we used to"

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Oh everybody waits so long
Oh baby why you wait so long
Won't you come on! Come on!

I've been walking in Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I'm crazy
I've been stumbling on my feet
Shuffling through the street
Asking people, "What's the matter with you boy?"

Sometimes I want to say to myself
Sometimes I say

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
I won't miss you child

I guess I'm lying to myself
It's just you and no one else
Lord I won't miss you child
You've been blotting out my mind
Fooling on my time
No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

Lord, I miss you child

Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah
Aaah aaah aaah aaah

**John-SJ** · October 14, 2001, 11:13

Re: Miss You

You can always tell a great song when over half the "lyrics" are inarticulate sounds.

John-SJ

**mactbone** · October 14, 2001, 11:37

i come from the water
toadies
possum kingdom

I come from the water
I crawled upon the shore
I left my brothers there
I got what i came for

I sucked that hot air in
and rose above the sand
Emerged beneath the sun
to be a man.....

I come from the water
I come from the water
I come from the water
I come from the water

I come from the water
That weren't no easy thing
Its more than nature
Its like my destiny

I stood up on these lands
and held my head up high
Emerged beneath the sun
to start a new life

I come from the water
I come from the water
I come from the water
I come from the water

Life in the desert
just to be together
The sand forever
the same forever
it moves beneath me
it pulls my body
my pulse beats hotter
so far from the water.

I have to see the sun
inspite of all its done.
i pray for shade and rain
i pray to live again
i come from the water
i come from the water
i come from the water
i come from the water

Sober
Tool
Undertow (1993)

There's a shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take.
Making every promise empty. Pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path of 'must we', just because the son has come.

Jesus, won't you ****ing whistle. Something but the past and done.

Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.

Mother Mary, won't you whisper. Something but the past is done.

Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over.
Why can't we sleep forever? I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.

Why can't we not be sober. I just want to start things over.
Why can't we sleep forever. I just want to start this over.

I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...
I want what I want...

Poison Well
Insolence
Revolution

When it happen again like the time before
Took a trip through my mental and find a small door
To a passage written through time this is my mind set
You find it deeper inside the strong-minded
I find the energy and feel ire
Changes the gravity inside of me
We have no time to fret
No time for regret
If the poison doesn't kill us we commin live and direct

This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey

My brain strain
I feel no pain
All kinds a chemicals race through my brain
This and that well let me counteract
Im lost in the vortex and aint commin back
I become you and you become me
Lost in dream of fact or fantasy
Hallucinations from red to green
Find the calculations for why we fiend

This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well

Yo Yo
I can see clearly despite all the nonsense
I can see clearly despite all the bull****
You can break it down but it still makes no sense
I can see clearly despite all the nonsense

This is my brain
So sick science cant even contain
Is there any thought process that remains
This is my brain
So sick science cant even contain
Is there any thought process that remains

This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well
This is my life
This is my hell
Straight took a journey
to the poison well

I found my hell
Inside Tha Poison Well
I found my hell
Inside Tha Poison Well

get a haircut
george thorogood

I was a rebel from the day i left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
I'd sit and listen to my records all day
With big ambitions of where i could play

My parents taught me what life was about
So i grew up the type they warned me about
They said my friends were just an unruly mob
And i should get a haircut and get a real job

Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job

I even tried that 9 to 5 scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
I found a band and some good songs to play
And now I party all night, I sleep all day

I met this chick she was my number one fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
They took one look at me and said "oh my god!"
Get a haircut and get a real job

Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job

Get a real job, why don't you get a real job
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job

I hit the big time with my rock 'n' roll band
The future's brighter now than I'd ever planned
I'm ten times richer than my big brother bob
And he, he's got a haircut he's got a real job

Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother bob
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job

Get a real job, why don't you get a real job
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job

Turn Me On Mr Deadman
The Union Underground

Penetrate, Penetrate
All the simple minds
They adore, what a bore how they stand in line
Dilate, Dilate
What's my drug of choice?
It's okay when they pay they say I got the voice
Look at this the mother****er is a millionaire
Realize it's a mask that you wear
Violate, Violate
Such a simple plan

Turn me on turn me on Mr. Deadman

Yeah I want it
I need it
To make a million
Yeah I love it
A ****in' rockstar

Penetrate, Penetrate
All the simple minds
They adore, what a bore how they stand in line
Dilate, Dilate
What's my drug of choice?
It's okay when they pay they say I got the voice
Look at this the little ****** is a millionaire
Realize it's a mask that you wear
Violate, Violate
Such a simple plan
Turn me on turn me on Mr. Deadman

**Zopperoni** · October 14, 2001, 11:43

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start the Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser aand Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy hn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

CHORUS

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

CHORUS

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

CHORUS

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodsto, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

CHORUS

We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

**SlowwHand** · October 14, 2001, 11:55

**C0ckney** · October 14, 2001, 12:37

Shade Sheist ft Nate Dogg and Kurupt - Where I wanna be

Chorus: [Nate Dogg]
This is where I wanna be
Right here with my loved ones
Smokin on some weed
You got chronic why don't you light it up

[Shade Sheist]
Now who's that kickin in the K for the West?
Shade pop with the flows that seep hoes in your vest
Half nigga with the word
Half run up in your spot to talk ****
Where I'm from, we prone to lick shots
Now Dogg Pound Gangstas but me up on game (up on game)
Now that I'm here a lot of **** gonna change
Mister quick to buy a chain, mister let the chain hang
Showin off the broads
I'm mister quick to get to bang
Now you might catch Sheist gettin bent in every coast
Still the nigga with the heat gettin rid of every coast
Still ****in with Mizz, we run trizz when we bored
And you know I got the X, twenties what they hittin for
See me if you wanna score, cuz I got what you need
Or you can see me at the club, tinted SUV
Gettin in for free, I'm bout to get my name known
Sheist pull a heist nigga just to get it on

[Chorus]

[Nate Dogg]
Check this out
You see, how I figure this thing
We can, all take over this game
If we, come together do this **** right
We can, all have a piece of the pie
You know, how i figured this out
I just, took a little trip down South
Soon as, I set foot off the plane
It was, just like a family thing
You know, a gangsta's hard to decieve
So I, took a little trip to the East
I'm not, slow so I can wait for the game
I'm not, broke so I'm in bulletproof everything
When I, touch down it ain't like a thing
They ain't, trippin off nothin but things
So I, quickly disposed of my shades
If we, if we ain't got us nigga where would we aim

[Chorus]

[Kurupt]
Yeah
Show me somethin I ain't never seen
I step in the house-party with a gangsta lean
It's Dogg Pound Gangstas we strikin back again
Ready to ride in the Lac again
Givin it up for Mack 10 and T-Boz for doin it
This ain't nothin but a gangsta reunion
New York and California, the places to be
Nate Dogg and Kurupt broadcast for free
We at the DoggHouse where the dogs at
Who wanna get with me?
Baby meet me in the back
Young Damien Young, this is number two
Ridin out room
Nigga what you wanna do?

[Chorus till fade]

**The Emperor Fabulous** · October 14, 2001, 13:02

Hmm...does this song say something about me? Who knows?

(Because) I Got High
Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo ***** too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high (repeat 3X)

**boann** · October 14, 2001, 13:08

Johnny Rivers

THE TRACKS OF MY TEARS
(W. Robinson / M. Tarplin / W. Moore)

People say I'm the life of the party
'cause I tell a joke or two
Although I may be laughin' loud and hearty
Deep inside I'm blue

So take a good look at my face
You see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

I need you, need you

If you see me with another girl
Actin' like I'm havin' fun
Although she may be cute
She's just a substitute
Girl you're the permanent one

Ah, take a good look at my face
You see my smile looks out of place
Now look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

Outside, I'm masquerading
Inside, my heart is fading
I'm just a clown
Since you put me down
My smile is my makeup
I wear since my breakup with you

Baby, baby, take a good look at my face
You see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

Baby, baby, baby, take a good look at my face
You see my smile looks out of place
Just look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

Baby, baby, baby, take a good look at this face
My smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Johnny Rivers

BABY, I NEED YOUR LOVIN'
(B. Holland / L. Dozier / E. Holland)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Baby I need your lovin'
Baby I need your lovin'
Although you're never near
Your voice I often hear
Another day, another night
I long to hold you tight
'cause I'm so lonely

Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'

Some say it's a sign of weakness
For a man to beg
Then weak I would rather be
If it means havin' you to keep
'cause lately I've been losin' sleep

Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'

Every night I call your name
Sometimes I wonder girl, will I ever be the same
When you see me smile you know
Things are just gettin' worse
Any smile you might see baby
Has all been rehearsed
Baby I can't go on without ya
This lonliness won't let me live without ya
This emptiness inside me baby
Makes me feel half alive

Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'
Baby I need your lovin'
Got to have all your lovin'

**Faboba** · October 14, 2001, 14:46

I got drunk one night and wrote a dozen or so alright songs.

My favourite non-personal songs ( i.e not about a certain someone..... ) is
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Some ****er knocked out my teeth

Last night I had a dream,
Some ****er knocked out all my teeth,
Some reason I didn’t seem to mind,
And I know what it’s about……

Last night I had not the dream,
Where some stupid ***** talked back at me,
And now, I think I have the key,
Cause I know that was reality.

YOU’RE THE ****ER!
YOU’RE THE ****ER KNOCKED OUT MY TEETH.
YOU’RE THE ****ER!
THE ****ER DESTROYED MY DREAM!

My teeth may still be here,
But I so deeply feel their loss,
I’d give them a decent burial,
But then I’d start cease, to be real.

My teeth may not be near,
My teeth confront my fear,
Cause I’m moving, toward the door,
That door inside my miiiiiind.

YOU’RE THE ****ER!
YOU’RE THE ****ER KNOCKED OUT MY TEETH.
YOU’RE THE ****ER!
THE ****ER DESTROYED MY DREAM!

Now alas, the dream does fade,
A worthy unworldly escapade,
But I figure it’s for the best,
False teeth just couldn’t pass my test.

Perhaps the dreams still here,
Does it know what I fear?
It’s not the teeth I lost that night.
I think it was you……..

YOU’RE THE ****ER!
YOU’RE THE ****ER KNOCKED OUT MY TEETH.
YOU’RE THE ****ER!
THE ****ER DESTROYED MY DREAM!

YOU’RE THE ****ER!
YOU’RE THE ****ER KNOCKED OUT MY TEETH.
YOU’RE THE ****ER!
THE ****ER DESTROYED MY DREAM!

**Felch** · October 14, 2001, 16:15

Sublime - 40 oz. to Freedom

You've got your hair permed
You've got your red dress on
Talkin' bout how second gear was such a turn on
And the fog forming on my window tells me that the morning here
And you'll be gone before too long

Who taught you those new tricks?
Damn I should'nt start that talk
But life is onw big question when your starin at the clock
And the answers always waiting at the liqour store
40 ounces to freedom
So I'll take that walk

And I know that ohhhh...I'm not comin back
Ohh not going back
God knows not going back

You look so fine when you lie it just don't show
But I know which way the wind blows
A 40 oz to freedom is the only chance I have
To feel good even though I feel bad

And I know that ohhhh...I'm not comin back
Ohh not going back
God knows I'm not going back
God knows I'm not going back

**********

Eminem - The Kids

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr. Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
Good luck Mr. Shady

[Eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (**** YOU!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
and what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
**** NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
(Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
cause I'm bad for you

[Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)]

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
Sing along children (Suck my mother****in ****!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (Suck my mother****in penis!)
so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!)
(So, ****ed up, right now..)

**devilmunchkin** · October 14, 2001, 16:46

wow. i can't believe the first one is over! that was the first thread i contributed

to here. Emperor and Mac:

:

awesome guys!
This is a repost of something i did last night on the other thread, and it's awesome! describes alot of my life.
Yeah, Whatever by Splender
And you're primitive, and you're cynical to me. And I chewed down on the bit, and almost swallowed it. You sit all alone with your colour t.v. Your hair starts to glisten, in spite of the fleas. We don't have to stay friends. Let's pretend to be enemies.
Yeah, Whatever makes you happy. Yeah, Whatever makes it beutifull. Yeah, Whatever leaves you satisfied. 'Cuz I'm out of time,
for now. And you're paranoid, as you look me up and down. And I'm soaked in gasoline, mud and ice cream. You sit by the phone with your toungue hanging out. You cradle the flies in the back of your mouth. We don't have to stay friends. Let's pretend to be enemies. Damned if you do, ****ed if you don't. Damned if you do, what if you won't? You must be aware of what you're doing to me. We sunk like a stone on a rock in the sea. We don't have to stay friends (Not for very long) We don't have to stay friends
(Just because you're gone) You get what you want 'cuz you won't let it die. Yeah, Whatever makes you happy. Yeah, Whatever leaves you insecure. Yeah, Whatever seems to break you down. 'cuz I'm out of time, but I'm feeling fine.

**Caesar the Great** · October 14, 2001, 16:57

Us and Them ~ Pink Floyd

Us, and them
And after all we're only ordinary men.
Me, and you.
God only knows it's noz what we would choose to do.
Forward he cried from the rear
and the front rank died.
And the general sat and the lines on the map
moved from side to side.
Black and blue
And who knows which is which and who is who.
Up and down.
But in the end it's only round and round.
Haven't you heard it's a battle of words
The poster bearer cried.
Listen son, said the man with the gun
There's room for you inside.

"I mean, they're not gunna kill ya, so if you give 'em a quick short,
sharp, shock, they won't do it again. Dig it? I mean he get off
lightly, 'cos I would've given him a thrashing - I only hit him once!
It was only a difference of opinion, but really...I mean good manners
don't cost nothing do they, eh?"

Down and out
It can't be helped but there's a lot of it about.
With, without.
And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about?
Out of the way, it's a busy day
I've got things on my mind.
For the want of the price of tea and a slice
The old man died.

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