this song always makes me cry...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Dennis Leary - *******:

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's an *******, such an *******)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped People, make handicapped faces,

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's a big ****ing *******)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear ****ing Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Cassavetes,
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an *******)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that *******,
And it turns out it was him,
What an *******

I'm an *******
(he's an *******, what an *******)
I'm an *******
(he's the worlds biggest *******)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an *******, and I'm Proud of it!

[Agathon]

Mahler's "Resurrection" symphony.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by JohnT
"Believe", by Cher.

Makes me cry out in pain, weep in frustration, drives me to depression as to how bad music has fallen.

Take that back, blasphemer.

[FredKarno]

cry baby cry

Modern songs like the above quoted are for modern pansie-type males of the species. If you are offended by this you should be, for this is a deliberately offensive post.
Don't be angry - reach for your feminine lovey-dovey self and pity poor reactionaries like myself. Cry for me!
Oooh...poppy guitar strumming songsters rule the world and I don't like it. Cry for my despair.
Ho ho! As if you would and if you're not laughing by now then there is summat truly wrong.

[Asher]

Quick, your faux masculinity is running with your sanity.

[Saras]

Asher, u so lAm3. 80's spawned all sorts of great metal. Damn, Reign in Bloood came out in 1986!

[laurentius]

I just want to tell JohnT that the first finnish rap SP came out in 1983

http://www.cdandlp.com/item/2/0-150705-13-1-0/1911052_GENERAL_NJASSA.html

[FredKarno]

mistake mine

Indeed I am not a man. Only those who worship the strummers who are lusted after by all the women are men.

[Monk]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
The worst to listen to (especially after a break-up) is "Uninvited" by Alanis Morrisette.

I'd say 'Black' by Pearl Jam -

A bit cheesy, but in an authentic way. 'I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky, but why... why... WHYYYYY can't it be, can't it be mine?'

Sniffles

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Dissident
I think I know this song.

The only lyrics I can identify it by are: The cat's in the cradle. I never knew any of the other lyrics. I had no idea what the song was about.

It's by Harry Chapin. He also sang ' W.O.L.D. ' the one about the morning d.j. on a radio station.

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by Saras
80's spawned all sorts of great metal.

isn't that a contradiction in terms

[Arrian]

Ugly Kid Joe did a cover of that, and it rocked

Yep. Both versions are good. I actually thought of it as a bittersweet song, not pure whine.

******* by Dennis Leary !! Pretty much that entire act (No Cure for Cancer) is hilarious.

And maybe 80s music sucks... but only for culture music snobs like Asher

80s music ROCKED, even if it sucked.

-Arrian

[Last Conformist]

Re: cry baby cry

Originally posted by FredKarno
Modern songs like the above quoted are for modern pansie-type males of the species. If you are offended by this you should be, for this is a deliberately offensive post.
Don't be angry - reach for your feminine lovey-dovey self and pity poor reactionaries like myself. Cry for me!

Nah. It's much more rewarding to reach for my inner child and say that YOU'RE AN ASSHEADED DISGRACE TO HUMANITY!!! YOU SHOULD BE HACKED TO TINY BITS AND FED TO SWINE!!!!

I didn't think Kuci was into whole emotionality thing. Turns out he's Wiglafesque pinko sentimentalist.

[MRT144]

When you're walkin' down the street
And the man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas
You gotta wrap your fuzzy in a big red bow
Ain't no sum ***** gonna treat me like a ho
I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty

When you're runnin' from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers' flaccid
You gotta keep your **** together
With your feet on the ground
There ain't noone gonna listen
If you haven't made a sound
You're an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy daddy bastard

Cuz you're filthy Oooh, and I'm gorgeous:||
You're disgusting Oooh, and you're nasty
And you can grab me oooh, cuz you're nasty

[Solomwi]

Originally posted by JohnT


Given that the first song with rap in it topped the Billboard charts in 1981, I don't hardly see how your generation can lay claim to it. Hell, kids were listening to hip-hop back in 1979. Just because it didn't get to Finland until the 90's doesn't mean it didn't exist before then.

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

Don't push me
Cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying
Not to lose my head...