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Could I, BTW, be chief of the CIA or something? I've got entirely new kinds of corruption and incompetence I'm just dying to get a chance to implement.
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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok -
That's a good idea. We needed a Eurocom (a Viking Eurocom is even better) for the CIA
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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It seems there are few slots left, so I have to settle for something as insignificant as being appointed to the Supreme Court
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Spiff,
Slot me in somewhere in the EPA, ok?
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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I could be a really cool supreme court justice. I might even begin to study some kind of legal stuff or something. I won't be liberal nor conservative, but at least I'll be freaky.
Like a comic strip I once saw:
Question: 'How would you interpret Roe v. Wade?'
Answer: 'They're both lying. I deny everything.'Comment
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If the condom fits, you must acquit!
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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PROT needs to overtake Ming to enhance our street cred.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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But you have no street cred.
EDIT: We need a commie smiley.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Given that a member of the Communist Party of Apolyton is now President of the US, you should realize that your reactionary PROT has been consigned to the ash-heap of history. We rule . . . literally.Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
PROT needs to overtake Ming to enhance our street cred.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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and yet I'm currently ahead of you dead-enders in the poll
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Only by 1 DL vote of yours.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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mY DL's, if I had any, haven't voted yet
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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Good move, we've got some punk terrorists whose asses need kicking.Originally posted by Spiffor
This just in: I modofied the cabinet a bit: I made Pekka into the secretary ofHomeland Defense
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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Have all the elections you want. In the end, we're still going to absorb you.(\__/)
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.Comment
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Btw, in light of discussions elsewhere, as Attorney General, I will speak out against child abuse and corporal punishment in all its forms.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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