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  • #91
    Yes, the guy with the Bow Tie. He is always a dick.

    I loved the story of him and Franken- Carlson (our loveable tucker) said that liberals "sissify" politics. So Franken challenged Carlson to a fight- Tucker of course chickened out.
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #92
      "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
      -Bokonon

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      • #93


        he should have picked a sissier liberal to say that to.

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        • #94
          Wow. Wow. I read the transcript, and it seemed interesting, but just watching it...

          Stewart said exactly what ex-Crossfire fans like me have been thinking for a while.

          Jon Stewart

          oh, and

          Ted Striker
          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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          • #95
            I wish Franken would do that to O'Reily
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #96
              Originally posted by Ramo
              I just bought his book, BTW.
              I put a hold on it from my library so hopefully I'll get it soon.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #97
                Franken used to be a high school wrestler- I thinkg he would kick O'Reily's ass.

                I agree with DD. And I hope O'Reily agreed.
                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                • #98
                  I doubt it. O'Reily looks like he has a strength and height advantage over him.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #99
                    But Franken knows how to fight.

                    Of course, if O'Reilly busted out a felafal, all bets are off.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #100
                      O'Reilly was big into high school sports. He might fare well against Franken. Although I don't think he did boxing or wrestling.

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                      • #101
                        Franken has the training for it, and O'Reily hardly appears very athletic. Given a choice between a guy who looks average and an ex-wrestler- I will go with the guy with experience.
                        If you don't like reality, change it! me
                        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                        • #102
                          Franken look to fat to be much of a threat unless he knows how to Sumo wrestle.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • #103
                            But that is the thing, Franken is NOT fat (having seen him in person)- that is more muslce-and why I think that with his wrestling training, would clean the floor with Mr. Phone Sex.
                            If you don't like reality, change it! me
                            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                            • #104
                              Wrestlers know how to use their weight to overcome the opponent. Franken, even with a middle-aged gut, would destroy O'Reilly.

                              One of my best friends at my other school was an ex-wrestler. He ended up being a hippie-ish guy, and definitly put on a lot of weight. He got into a fight with a Freshman footballer, and took him down.

                              Plus, O'Reilly looks to prissy to fight.
                              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                              • #105
                                Wrestlers' solidarity, another reason to like Franken.
                                "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                                -Bokonon

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