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  • #31
    Originally posted by Whaleboy
    I was thinking along the lines of vulva, but hey whatever floats your boat .
    My boat is decidedly grounded. *puke*
    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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    • #32
      How's Portland Boris? Start a thread, or point my blind ass to the thread.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Boris Godunov
        My boat is decidedly grounded. *puke*
        The Portland Gay Scene isn't too happening eh?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Asher

          The Portland Gay Scene isn't too happening eh?
          My statement was clearly in reference to clitorises..clitorisi?

          Japher: It's great, having fun, which is why I ain't been around.
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #35
            OZone- Dragostea din tei
            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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            • #36
              Well assuming we mean a more innocent makeout with a nice girl/guy not leading to more serious stuff yet, then I'd nominate Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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              • #37
                Closer is the ultimate song. What more could you ask for? Supposedly the song isn't about ****ing, but I don't care.

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                • #38
                  The theme song of Delta Force the movie starring Chuck Norris
                  We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                  • #39
                    Japher: It's great, having fun, which is why I ain't been around.
                    Good... hope to see less of ya
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #40
                      how about that marylin manson song: white trash get down on your knees.

                      that's a good song. oh wait. we're talking about bad make-out songs. sorry.

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                      • #41
                        Anything involving Barney.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by OzzyKP
                          Well assuming we mean a more innocent makeout with a nice girl/guy not leading to more serious stuff yet, then I'd nominate Closer by Nine Inch Nails.
                          I was going to suggest that. However, there is a version of Closer by Richard Cheese (Jazz parody type thing) which might work in a cheeky kind of way.

                          Also, The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang probably wouldn't go down too well.
                          Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Whaleboy


                            It was a month after the love of my life (I was only 15 at the time) broke up with me, you could say I was going rather off the rails at that point in my life.
                            You do realise that using your hands don't count for losing your viginity.
                            Golfing since 67

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                            • #44
                              Jingle Bells
                              Dashing through the snow, in a one-horse open sleigh,
                              Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
                              Bells on bob-tails ring, making spirits bright,
                              What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

                              Chorus
                              Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
                              O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
                              Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
                              O what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.

                              A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride
                              And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side;
                              The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot;
                              He got into a drifted bank and we got upsot

                              (Chorus)

                              A day or two ago, the story I must tell
                              I went out on the snow, and on my back I fell;
                              A gent was riding by, in a one-horse open sleigh
                              He laughed as there I sprawling lie but quickly drove away

                              (Chorus)

                              Now the ground is white, go it while you're young
                              Take the girls tonight, and sing this sleighing song;
                              Just get a bob-tailed bay, two-forty as his speed
                              Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! you'll take the lead

                              (Chorus)

                              Well, maybe it is not so inappropriate after all.

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                              • #45
                                Smiths
                                Heaven knows I'm miserable now
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