I was thinking about how people speak. Even in one language, there's tons of different regional variations. English English, Australian English, Canadian English, Southern English, Yankee English, they're all different and although not an actual pain in the ass, the differences are there and noticable.
Knowing how many language nuts there are here, here's an examples of something I said lately. Analyze it.
"Down at th'ol' house, we had a winder that went from one room to another"
That's not all! Here's a few words and phrases.
"ain't", "y'all", "fer," "whut fer" (also whuffer sometimes.)
And there's lots of double negatives and extra words here and there.
"I done got the book"
"I ain't no sucker"
"Yo," "Ya," and "yer":
"Yo! Whazzup y'all?"
"Shut yo trap."
"Ya dropped yer pencil."
My parents are "ma" and "pa". My relatives are my "folks," and I have cuzins and gramma and grampa. What fer? Jus' becuz.
Lastly, I don't care for the obscenity level. There's usually a "sh*t" or "d*mn" every here and there.
"You can't see sh*t, son. It's right in front uh ya."
'Damn book's worse'n the phone book fer story."
It's not like I don't know proper English, it's just that I don't speak it without a conscious effort. Of course I write this stuff correct all the time, but who'm I to worry about how I speak?
"I'll pick up some Cokes if'n the corner store's still open."
One a y'all English nuts lemme know if there's any details ya can glean from this about my dialect or which century of English English it's closest to, or other things like that.
Sometimes I get "Winder?" or "You had an ideer?" But them're all just haters anyway. Overall there ain't no reaction.
Knowing how many language nuts there are here, here's an examples of something I said lately. Analyze it.
"Down at th'ol' house, we had a winder that went from one room to another"
That's not all! Here's a few words and phrases.
"ain't", "y'all", "fer," "whut fer" (also whuffer sometimes.)
And there's lots of double negatives and extra words here and there.
"I done got the book"
"I ain't no sucker"
"Yo," "Ya," and "yer":
"Yo! Whazzup y'all?"
"Shut yo trap."
"Ya dropped yer pencil."
My parents are "ma" and "pa". My relatives are my "folks," and I have cuzins and gramma and grampa. What fer? Jus' becuz.
Lastly, I don't care for the obscenity level. There's usually a "sh*t" or "d*mn" every here and there.
"You can't see sh*t, son. It's right in front uh ya."
'Damn book's worse'n the phone book fer story."
It's not like I don't know proper English, it's just that I don't speak it without a conscious effort. Of course I write this stuff correct all the time, but who'm I to worry about how I speak?
"I'll pick up some Cokes if'n the corner store's still open."
One a y'all English nuts lemme know if there's any details ya can glean from this about my dialect or which century of English English it's closest to, or other things like that.
Sometimes I get "Winder?" or "You had an ideer?" But them're all just haters anyway. Overall there ain't no reaction.
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