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  • Suggest a name for the new Washington baseball team.

    MLB Commisioner Bud Selig just gave approval for Montreal Expos to move to DC. The team will need to find ownership, a stadium, and a new name.

    Here's what I came up with for a name:

    Washington Eagles
    Washington Insiders
    Washington Pundits
    Washington Flip-Floppers
    Washington Warmongers
    Washington Quarters
    Washington Soft Money.
    Washington Turncoats.
    Washington Monuments.
    Washington Capitol Maulers (get it? Capitol Mall- OK, it's dumb).
    Washington Reservists.
    Washington Bluebloods.
    Washington Shoeshiners
    Washington Bills
    Washington Amendments
    Washington Constitutionals (many layrs of meaning)
    Washington Mudslingers
    Washington Carpetbaggers
    Washington Lobbyists

  • #2
    The Montreal Expos
    "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
    "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
    "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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    • #3
      Filabusters

      Racial Slurs

      Jackasses
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Washington Washouts.
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #5
          Seriously, they've already had two iterations of the Senators, why not go for three?
          "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
          "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
          "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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          • #6
            Is there any question what the Washington Senators will be named?

            One of the proposed new stadium sites was on the Senate side of Capital Hill (at the new New York Avenue metro station), which would have fit nicely. Don't know what the new site along the Anacostia will be like.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #7
              Washington Expos

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              • #8
                Or how about "Washington Still Last Place Even in a new City"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DanS
                  Is there any question what the Washington Senators will be named?

                  One of the proposed new stadium sites was on the Senate side of Capital Hill (at the new New York Avenue metro station), which would have fit nicely. Don't know what the new site along the Anacostia will be like.
                  washington gentrifiers
                  washington eminent domainers
                  "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                  • #10
                    When I moved the Expos in MVP 2004 I called them the Washington Porkers.
                    I also thought about The Washington Campaign
                    The Washington Contribution.

                    But DanS is right they should and will be called the Senators.
                    Accidently left my signature in this post.

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                    • #11
                      Washington Senators, nicknamed the "DC Sens".

                      Damn Capitals're Still Expos 'N Sucky.
                      B♭3

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                      • #12
                        Or how about "Washington Still Last Place Even in a new City"
                        Washington is a much different city than it was when the Senators were last in town. It is now the 5th largest MSA nationwide (5 million people) and can support a winning baseball team.

                        washington gentrifiers
                        washington eminent domainers
                        That area of town definitely needs some of that.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #13
                          I just thought I'd mention that the Expos suck now and they have little in their future. Alot of people laud Omar Minaya but the core of good now gone players (save Vidro) were there before he got there. He really didn't do that much. He did have one hand tied behind his back, but he negotiated like he had both hands tied behind him. The only GM I'd rank below him is ?Littlefield? of the Pirates.
                          Accidently left my signature in this post.

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                          • #14
                            American sports are so strange.

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                            • #15
                              Go Senators!
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                              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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