So I'm going out. with a girl. tomorrow.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
I do enjoy his new tactic of transferring his own insecurity and sadness onto others by creating fictional millstones for them to carry, though. Very humorous.

Yes. Asher's line seems to be at least his obviously sad life is more interesting than yours

[Asher]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Yes. Asher's line seems to be at least his obviously sad life is more interesting than yours

You're an old married man, working as a public servant. Your life cannot possibly be interesting, by any stretch of the imagination.

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


Yes. Asher's line seems to be at least his obviously sad life is more interesting than yours

True enough.

[Asher]

Jealousy will get you boys nowhere.

[Drake Tungsten]

You don't need to maintain this facade with us, Dave. We can see you for what you are and we can see that you are hurting...

[Asher]

If you could only see the stupid smirk on my face right now.

I assure you, it's quite a killer smile.

[Drake Tungsten]

You have to want help before others can help you. Maybe Ben and I can pray for you, to help you find your way...

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Re: So I'm going out. with a girl. tomorrow.

Originally posted by monolith94
Hot or not 94: the monolith edition.

First time in, like, a year. only it's one of those we haven't called it a date so I don't know if it's really a date or not dates. I hate those. But it is just the two of us, and it is us both agreeing that it'd be cool for us to see more of eachother.

Plus, she's wicked hot.

The constellations might be aligning.

Dude...you really NEED to get on AIM...we have so much to talk about.

[Alexander's Horse]

The trouble is so much of Asher's talk about his intimate life seems to revolve around creepy old men hitting on him.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
The trouble is so much of your talk about your intimate life seems to revolve around creepy old men hitting on you.

It's a fact of life when you're as sexy as I am.

I don't even talk about the creepy teenage girls that hit on me. God, they're annoying.

Especially the ****ing perky girl at the coffee shop in the morning who tries to impress me by having my order ready well before I even say what I want.

Oh, life is tough.

[Alexander's Horse]

Hands up those who believe people who boast about their sex life?

[Pekka]

Sometimes its true. Why not.

LIke this one time, at this programming class, about how to calculate the effeciency of the code and how much time it takes, and then how to make it more efficient and faster and better.. well anyway, this super hot chick was looking at me, from outside through the window.. she flashed me, showed her DD sized boobies, natural, and then she would say to me 'come here!' and I did, even though my professor was looking at me like 'Pekka don't go, I'm not finished yet..' but I did go, because I was crazy like that. Then I went outside, and the girl was there, and she said she found me so hot with all the puters inside, a man amongst boys, she touched my hair and asked if it was natural, meaning if I used any products, which I don't, because my hair is just so good natural, so I grabbed her boobs and asked her, are these real, right? So she said of course, and grab the other one too if you want to... So I did.. I tried to like milk them and ****, but they wouldn't, and she liked it. So we went to my place, and I had to go pee, and she was waiting me in the livingroom/bedroom/kitchen/study because I have like only one real room, well she was naked with her model type of body, not heroin model, but like sexy model with DD cups, and she had this sexy lingerie, which I tore up with using only one finger, because I'm powerful like that. She had an orgasm right there, and I said I haven't even began yet, and then I noticed I'm all out of butter, and I said 'GO BUY MY BUTTER SLAVE!', which she did, and she had another orgasm because she really liked that. And the rest is history.

So you know.. wild things can happen even though you boast about it. This did happen.

[David Floyd]

[Flip McWho]

Pekka I love you

[Spiffor]