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  • #46
    heh, duolith.

    Nope, I'm not gay. I just have good fashion sense. And I like poetry. And modern art. Nope, not gay at all.













    (craves the curved hips)
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
    Drake Tungsten
    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
    Albert Speer

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    • #47
      I told ya'll. Like a grizzly.
      KH FOR OWNER!
      ASHER FOR CEO!!
      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Asher
        Women don't like sex until they're 30.
        No wonder you have the preference you do, if thats what you think
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Asher
          Word of advice: Don't tell her you use a Mac. That can cause irreparable damage to the relationship. It lets her know she can push you around -- wear the pants so to speak.
          Yeah, you don't want her knowing you're a deviant right off the bat, unless you think she's into that sorta stuff.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            That's because usally it isn't until then that men slow down enough to do it well.
            Thats why we should encourage all those 18 year olds to have lots of sex with older men.
            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Flubber
              No wonder you have the preference you do, if thats what you think
              I have the "preference" I do because I do not like a closet full of shoes.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse

                And unlike you I won't be all alone in some transmitted disease ward at that age.

                Was this suppose to be funny?
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #53
                  I laughed.
                  KH FOR OWNER!
                  ASHER FOR CEO!!
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                  • #54
                    Good luck Mono.

                    I'd like to point out that NZ girls almost always put out on the first date, so here's hoping things are similar where you live.

                    If you want her to love you forever, buy her a pink ipod mini.
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #55
                      It's not the same in America. Kiwi girls are the biggest whores I've ever seen.
                      KH FOR OWNER!
                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by MrFun
                        Was this suppose to be funny?
                        It was in a dark sorta way.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                          It's not the same in America. Kiwi girls are the biggest whores I've ever seen.
                          Mééhh meeehh méeeeéhh
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Asher

                            If the girl can't talk about PCs, she's not worth the time.

                            What do you know about girls Asher?


                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #59
                              What do you know about girls Asher?


                              He judges them based on their knowledge of PCs!



                              Gay people are funny./
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Spec
                                What do you know about girls Asher?

                                Spec.
                                <-- has dated them and had sex with one before giving up on them.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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