Worst-sounding language

[Dis]

in any case my point is even ugly languages sound good when an attractive woman is speaking it

I was flying Dutch airlines (KLA I believe) for emergency leave. And the stewardess was speaking in Dutch. And she was hot. And I wanted to bang her. And even though the language sounded harsh, it sounded great coming from her mouth. Although keep in mind I just got off a ship with no women on it after being at sea several months. And she was the first real woman I saw (the women in Kuwait city airport don't do much for me- you can't see them )

So I'd imagine I'd feel the same way about a muslim woman- if only they were allowed to diplay their buauty.

But I voted Vietnamese. Even the good looking women speaking that language don't do much for me.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Anyone who speaks English without an American/English accent usually sound like crap

I work with Brazlians, Mexicans, and Russians at my restaurant...its completely true.

[alva]

Hmm, but they shouldn't count, should they.

You have a point with regards to Aussies though.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by DaShi
Strange, most of the foreigners I've met in China say the same thing about Chinese. They usually cite the monosyllablism and that the tones usually make statements less melodic.

You are out of your mind. Having varying tones makes Chinese one of the most music-like languages in the world. Ever read a Chinese poem - in Chinese, that is?

[jdd2007]

German

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Agathon
I agree with Molly, Welsh should be in.

I think it sounds like the noises one might make while pleasuring a sheep. Perhaps a clue to its origin in Wales.

But I thought sheep rooters was the third official language of New Zealand- given the huge disparity between the human and sheep population in those funny islands, and the lack of extra mural (should that be extra ovine?) activities.

Don't they have special (c)rammers classes in it?

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


You are out of your mind. Having varying tones makes Chinese one of the most music-like languages in the world. Ever read a Chinese poem - in Chinese, that is?

While Chinese poetry is very much an exception, casual conversation doesn't have the same concern for tone placement (word choice). Having tones in a language doesn't necessarily make it musical. In fact, many Chinese language singers pay little attention to tones to make the words fit their songs better.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

Originally posted by alva
Hmm, but they shouldn't count, should they.

You have a point with regards to Aussies though.

Well yeah...what do they think they are, English/American?

[muxec]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Anyone who speaks English without an American/English accent usually sound like crap

I work with Brazlians, Mexicans, and Russians at my restaurant...its completely true.

As most of the English speakers are not native speakers English is wierd

[Last Conformist]

Originally posted by Adagio
Defently other: Danish (I've lived with this language all my life, so I know)

Danish isn't a language, it's a disease.

[Last Conformist]

On the subject of Chinese, why is it that all Chinese women seem to speak at painfully pitches?

[problem_child]

Originally posted by Kidicious
Really French is the only nice sounding language although Spanish isn't too bad.

Pah! Surrender-monkey Jibber has never sounded good.

[problem_child]

Anyway, Portuguese is the worst sounding language ever, at least Brazillian Portuguese is... ever seen City of God? it's like Geese arguing or something.... or like how the Aliens in Mars Attacks speak,

'ACK ACK ACK ACKACK!!!'

[Gangerolf]

I guess these deserve to be in the poll as well:

Thai
Portuguese
Somali
!'O-!Xu

[muxec]

Assembler with all it's MOV and JMP and AX sounds wierd...