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chegitz and bunnygrrl's wedding -
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You know when you're bachelor's party will take place and what will happen?
Here it's a tradition to kidnap the bachelor when he least expect it and throw a surprise party, dress him in ugly outfit and fill his day with both adventure and scandals.
The funniest way to kidnap someone is if you can really fool a guy into doing something in his job and he has no reason at all to suspect that something is wrong until his buddies show up.
I got a phone call one morning when I had a bad hangover. It was the manager of the marina where I had my boat who said there had been vandals during the night and that the police was there to pick up damage claims from the boat owners. I had better come to check my boat and report any damage to the police. So my wife drove me to the marina (I was too hangovered to drive), I jumped out of the car and saw no one around. Not a single person. And the boat was intact. Then suddenly, out of the bushes came 15-20 of my buddies, some living in far away towns, shouting BACHELOR'S PARTYYYYYY!!!! They stuck a bottle of low quality whiskey (Statesman) in my hand and said "here's your breakfast", then dressed me in awful ladies' underwear and took me for a long ride that didn't end until 3 am the next morning.
So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I am the best man at a wedding and the bachelors party. Now I need rope, a learner sign and some furry underpants
Congrats Che! I wish I could but Chicagos too far. Anyway drain a pint or two or five and have fun.
"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter
Originally posted by Atahualpa
I demand a picture of chegitz and bunnygrrl!!
No. Do a search from my actual marriage thread, last October.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Originally posted by -Jrabbit
Che is very strict sometimes...
More like lazy.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
after you get married, put a jar on the fridge and put a penny in every time you have nooky for the first 5 years. After that, take a penny out every time you have nooky and you'll never get to the bottom of the jar
Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
after you get married, put a jar on the fridge and put a penny in every time you have nooky for the first 5 years. After that, take a penny out every time you have nooky and you'll never get to the bottom of the jar
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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