Name your Warship.

[lord of the mark]

Best name for a US Carrier

USS Leyte Gulf - after a naval action in which a group of US escort carriers showed tremendous bravery and resourcefulness in the face of a superior IJN force.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

U.S.S. Obviously Compensating For Something

[Q Classic]

Or, to celebrate our (that's "our" as in "your") diversity, one could name them after minorities:

USS Black
USS Hispanic
USS Mormon
USS Native Indian
USS Redneck
USS Paedophile
USS Geek
USS Sane Person

obviously, asians once again don't count for anything.

[Tis I]

Warspite ( not to be nitpicky, i had thought it was warsprite too)

Ultima Ratio Regum

Deus Ex Machina

Chapel Perilous

[Whoha]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
U.S.S. Obviously Compensating For Something

fast attack sub or nuclear missile sub?

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Tingkai


If you really want to screw with people's minds, use the names of modern weapons instead.

Civilian: What's the name of that ship?
Sailor: Oh, that's the Submarine.
Civilian: No, I mean the aircraft carrier over there.
Sailor: You mean Submarine
Civilian: Looks like an aircraft carrier to me.
Sailor: It is.
Civilian: But you just said was a Submarine.
Sailor: It is
Civilian Argh, forget about it. What about that smaller ship beside it?
Sailor: You mean the Tank?
Civilian: I'm not talking about any tank, I'm talking about that ship that looks like a destroyer.
Sailor: Destroyer? You'd have to ask the air force about that. We don't fly Destroyers in the navy.

hee, hee

[Odin]

USS Great Society
USS New Deal
USS Reaganomics
USS Watergate

[Q Classic]

what about

USS War on Poverty
USS War on Drugs
USS War on Terror

[shmily_dana]

Rocinante

[Odin]

USS Guantanamo Bay
USS Conspicuous Consumption
USS World Wide Web
USS Karl F*cking Rove
USS Capitalist Pig

[:) Smiley]

USS Gas Guzzler
USS Sport Utility Vessel