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  • #46
    Ah, today has been a traial, a trial.

    Bring me absinthe and oiled women.
    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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    • #47
      /me throws bottle of absinthe at Laz.


      You'll have to find your own oiled wimmim'
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #48
        /me puts up "Kill the Raccoons" poster.
        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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        • #49
          ** MrFun cuts off both of Last's two big toes
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Lonestar
            You'll have to find your own oiled wimmim'
            I find the customers like it better if that is self serve.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #51
              DD..

              AIM crapped out again. Am going to bed.
              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                Bring me absinthe and oiled women.
                To each his own...

                /me brings Laz a cent and an old woman

                I think my hearing's been going lately. Sorry...
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #53
                  quail eggs espresso, lamb sausage, and a glass of kumkwaut juice.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #54
                    Bring me another old woman. I broke the last one.
                    The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                      ...and a glass of kumtwat juice.
                      ewww...

                      Bring me another old woman. I broke the last one.


                      /me fetches Margaret Thatcher
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #56
                        /me 's big toes reattach, Terminator-style.

                        /me hands Laz another old woman.

                        /me throws a pie at MrFun.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • #57
                          Mmmmm, kumquats. My parents have a kumquat tree at home. Every time I go down there, I hope to be able to bring a bag of them back with me.
                          Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                          • #58
                            And now, A cat picture.


                            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                            • #59
                              What happens when you:
                              1. Have nothing to do.
                              2. Own a sharp knife.
                              3. Have a large lime.
                              4. Own a patient cat.
                              5. Drink too much tequila.
                              6. And it's football season?




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                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #60
                                Your cat hates you.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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