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    Do It for Your Country
    Tue May 11,10:57 AM ET


    CANBERRA (Reuters) - Australian couples owe it to their country to have more children and should get on with the job, the nation's treasurer said on Tuesday.

    "You go home and do your patriotic duty tonight," Peter Costello said when asked by a journalist if he was "the family-friendly treasurer saying get out there and procreate."

    In a federal budget handed down on Tuesday, Costello promised $2,083 for every baby born after June as part of a $13.3 billion "family package" to be distributed over five years.

    Costello said two youngsters per couple in the nation of 20 million just wasn't adequate.

    "If you can have children it's a good thing to do. You should have...one for your husband, one for your wife, and one for your country," Costello said.

    "If you want to fix the aging demographic, you're just back to square after two. You make no net improvement," the former-lawyer and father-of-three said.

    Some would have to go one step further by having extra children "for your country" to make up the gap left by friends who "aren't even replicating themselves," the Treasurer said.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    Damn, they're paying people to have sex down under? Time to move!

    But alas for the sheeps. Who will love them now?
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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    • #3
      "If you can have children it's a good thing to do. You should have...one for your husband, one for your wife, and one for your country," Costello said.


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        We need less, not more.
        Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

        Do It Ourselves

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        • #5
          I imagine AH's wife has locked herself in the bathroom.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            Hell, apparently he can't look at her w/o her getting knocked up. Didn't she just have another kid within the past year or so?

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            • #7
              This has a recurring theme to it, the Australian government has been worried about underpopulation for a long time. It also has pseudo-racist undertones - we don't want immigrants to increase the population, we want Aussies.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #8
                $2,083
                Yay \o/
                Don't spend it all in one place
                "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Dauphin
                  It also has pseudo-racist undertones - we don't want immigrants to increase the population, we want Aussies.
                  My thoughts exactly.
                  Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                  Do It Ourselves

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                  • #10
                    Fear not Australia!!!

                    I AM ON MY WAY!!!!!

                    * Ted puts on his cape on flies into the sky
                    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Dauphin
                      It also has pseudo-racist undertones - we don't want immigrants to increase the population, we want Aussies.
                      How terrible.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JohnT
                        Hell, apparently he can't look at her w/o her getting knocked up. Didn't she just have another kid within the past year or so?
                        *Imran recalls Monty Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred"*

                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by General Ludd


                          We need less, not more.
                          why?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Whoha


                            why?
                            'cause there's too many.
                            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                            Do It Ourselves

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dauphin
                              This has a recurring theme to it, the Australian government has been worried about underpopulation for a long time. It also has pseudo-racist undertones - we don't want immigrants to increase the population, we want Aussies.
                              only white austrailians are being given this incentive?

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