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  • #76
    Don't confuse us with the Australians, they're the sheep rooters.


    No, it's the Kiwis. Sheep shagger central.

    I don't understand the last sentence "US Beer" is a contradiction in terms. Everyone else laughs at your malty water.


    Nice to know how ignorant they are. Especially since in beer contests US beers fare VERY well. American microbrews are better than any other beers except, perhaps, German.
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    • #77
      Dana Carvey

      Doesn't Trajanus' picture look like Dana Carvey in drag?
      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

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      • #78
        I've never tasted an American beer I could taste.

        Face it, you're all a bunch of girly, gossiping ballet dancers who spend all day touching each other to get your repressed thrills and watching girly games like "American" Football, where the sissies have to wear full body armour to do what our rugby and league players do in plain old shirts. Not to mention baseball where you get all riled up if someone hits the batter with that silly little piece of cotton wool you call a ball. We play cricket mate, which uses a small cannonball and in which you are allowed to aim at the batter (especially his head) with no penalty.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #79
          I've never tasted an American beer I could taste.




          /me wonders if this was on purpose...

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Agathon
            Face it, you're all a bunch of girly, gossiping ballet dancers who spend all day touching each other to get your repressed thrills and watching girly games like "American" Football, where the sissies have to wear full body armour to do what our rugby and league players do in plain old shirts. Not to mention baseball where you get all riled up if someone hits the batter with that silly little piece of cotton wool you call a ball. We play cricket mate, which uses a small cannonball and in which you are allowed to aim at the batter (especially his head) with no penalty.
            Don't project your fantasties into the thread.

            btw, the body armor allows the atheletes to actually HIT each other, hard, while your rubgy 'players' are all swishing about the field trying not to get hurt. And don't get me started on cricket. vs. baseball? Please. How fast can they throw their pitches? 40, maybe 50 mph? Try 100 mph, sissy boy, if they ever stop throwing the ball like girls in the 1st place.

            And everyone knows that "a night of kiwi romance" involves sheep somewhere down the line.
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            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #81
              Cricket balls are often thrown at 90+mph speeds. Its a lot easier to do when you get a running start.
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Theben

                btw, the body armor allows the atheletes to actually HIT each other, hard, while your rubgy 'players' are all swishing about the field trying not to get hurt.
                I take it you've never watched or played a game or rugby or league. The NFL is a little girls' league.

                And don't get me started on cricket. vs. baseball? Please. How fast can they throw their pitches? 40, maybe 50 mph? Try 100 mph, sissy boy, if they ever stop throwing the ball like girls in the 1st place.


                Try 90mph for the average fast bowler. The world record is over 100mph. But a baseball is a girly little thing compared to a cricket ball. And you are allowed to aim at the batsman with no penalty. There's simply no comparison. Baseball is basically a version of "rounders" which is a schoolgirls' game. Men play cricket.

                And everyone knows that "a night of kiwi romance" involves sheep somewhere down the line.
                Get it right.

                An average night of kiwi romance involves a visit to a pub, a dozen pints and a quickie in a hedge with an unattractive women.
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #83
                  They still throw underhand like girls. Nuff said.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Theben
                    btw, the body armor allows the atheletes to actually HIT each other, hard, while your rubgy 'players' are all swishing about the field trying not to get hurt.


                    American football doesn't allow the players to get hurt with all that armour! So what's the use of hitting eachother hard

                    Besides in a game of American football the play is halted by the referee every 20 seconds
                    Rugby is the real thing for sure

                    (though the really real thing is plain football )
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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Theben
                      They still throw underhand like girls. Nuff said.
                      Only the Australians (when they want to cheat).

                      Have you ever watched or played cricket?

                      Here's what a fast bowler does

                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #86
                        Besides in a game of American football the play is halted by the referee every 20 seconds
                        Football requires strategy, that's why, while rugby just has a bunch of poofs running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
                        Football (not soccer) is macho and yet also is a thinking man's game, and appeals to both. Which is why I can understand why you foreigners don't care for it.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by Agathon
                          Have you ever watched or played cricket?
                          I tried once, for about 20 seconds, then fell asleep from instant boredom.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • #88
                            I would make out with it. I wouldn't hit it.
                            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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                            • #89
                              Btw, guys, I recently discovered the perfect way to figure out if a person is gay or not. Find out who they ****. Works every time. Unless they're bi. Stupid bi people. So yah. Large sample sizes. Voyeurism is the way to go!

                              Originally posted by Gangerolf


                              does the way her/his genitals look matter? I mean, they can't look normal, either way
                              Good point. But I still base it on hotness. If, once I look down there, I no longer think the person is hot, then that's why I'm not ****ing them.
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                              • #90
                                American football doesn't allow the players to get hurt with all that armour!


                                Have you SEEN the injury list in an NFL season? You NEED that armor, or else there would be no one left. Rugby are a bunch of 120 pound pansies running around like idiots. American football is a strategy game which multiple plays and formations. It involves 320 pound players who run ~ 36 meters in 4.5 seconds and 250 pound players who run the same distance in 4.3 seconds. Without pads no one would survive. Face it, there are just better athletes in American football, and it has more strategy.

                                re: Criket v. Baseball . Yes, let's play a 5 hour game where the bowling is simply the same throw over and over, rather than a 3 hour game where you have a multitude of different pitches that do vastly different things.
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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