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**self biased** · April 17, 2004, 19:27

I AM A BAD, BAD, MAN.

project update: Miss Kitty. Status: resumed.

apparently, the scruffy f*cker has officially skipped town with another broad, and did so some time ago... **evil grin** in the process of making plans for tonight. and before any of y'all say anything about Erin, she and I have not made our relationship mutually exclusive. yet.

i am a bad, bad man.

**self biased** · April 17, 2004, 20:08

[anika]

**Traianvs** · April 17, 2004, 20:37

you're still doing this funny ****?

nice!

**self biased** · April 17, 2004, 20:58

i am a bad, bad man.

**Barinthus** · April 17, 2004, 21:32

You naughty man, better have one of those gals spank you, you wicked naughty naughty man

**monkspider** · April 17, 2004, 23:31

You continue to pwn everything, Self.

**Kaak** · April 17, 2004, 23:36

some people don't even need names...this is the one most of my efforts are focusing on at the moment...

**Frankychan** · April 17, 2004, 23:51

Damn....

**self biased** · April 18, 2004, 11:56

project: miss kitty. status: complete, successful.

i am a bad, bad man.... i really am. fantastic night last night... we agreed that i would pay for drinks, she would pay cover where applicable. the evening started off at a small 'irish pub,' to watch kitty's co-worker perform poor versions of played out songs with her husband. we stayed for the first set, and then left with the group to go out to one of the local strip clubs... we went to a full nude place at one of the other mooks behest. what i saw there was enough to put me off of strip clubs for a while.

that being said, we then went to one of the classier strip joints, which wasn't full nude, but served alcohol. it's something about state laws... but both clubs, even the classy one had this bizarre, surrealistically seedy quality to them, between the man with the large handlebar mustache two tables away leering at my date and the fat man getting the most vapid lapdance by a girl that was obviously trying to keep her dinner in its proper place... it became painfully obvious as to who were regulars, and those who were there for a goof. i was astounded how lame it was. but then again, i was in a strip club with a girl that was better looking than any three girls there. we stayed for a drink, and then the group split up, and we set out for my place.

to "watch a movie."

armed with only half a bottle of premium rum, a copy of 'the texas chainsaw massacre' remake, and my wits i set to work. well... not really. after my roommate left us alone about a third of the way through the movie, i came to realize why the slasher movies of the seventies were so popular: you don't actually have to be paying attention to know what's going on. and that was about the time she tackled me back on the couch. we lasted about five minutes with the movie still playing... and then migrated to the lair... the rest... well... the rest of the story can be told by the claw marks in my back.

i think Batmanuel from the live action version of the tick said it best when he said: "Yeah... I saved her three times in one night, if you know what i mean." a lot of fun, this girl was... and another name goes onto the roster....

[miss kitty versus self biased]

**Firelad** · April 18, 2004, 13:08

Nevermind

~Marc

**self biased** · April 18, 2004, 13:20

you've got to at least have a taste and understanding for the culture... there's plenty of non-goths on there... but why not, you know? i'd recommend myspace, though. the goth traps can be fickle.

**Firelad** · April 18, 2004, 13:21

I edited to nevermind because hell, I'm in Israel. Nobody there from Israel.

**Firelad** · April 18, 2004, 13:22

BTW, sb, you're cute

**self biased** · April 18, 2004, 13:25

are you coming on to me?

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