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  • #61
    *cg plants a Hormel flag atop Cali's head and gives him a Bohemia Blonde!
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #62
      that's frikkin' obscene.
      B♭3

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Theben


        And you would know, squidcom.

        I'm patriotic. And by Patriotic I mean "I don't pay taxes on my income."
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • #64
          *flipside idly wonders if there is a pool table around here*

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          • #65
            *Leaves a book for Caligastia on the bar.....



            COFFEE SHOP SPAM FOR DUMMIES
            Haven't been here for ages....

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            • #66
              "Bohemia Blonde"? Is that anything like a "Cleveland Steamer"?
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #67
                Originally posted by Lonestar

                I'm patriotic. And by Patriotic I mean "I don't pay taxes on my income."
                Kind of a "lives a a shack in the hills of Montana with 35,000 pages of random gibberish" type of patriotism?
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #68
                  The Unabomber Manifesto or, as I like to call it, THE TRUTH! is not a bunch of random gibberish...

                  Oh, and che told me to tell you that he sent you a care package today. It has perishable goods inside, so you should be sure to open it as quickly as possible when you get it. Don't forget about it or listen closely for ticking noises...
                  KH FOR OWNER!
                  ASHER FOR CEO!!
                  GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                    The Unabomber Manifesto or, as I like to call it, THE TRUTH! is not a bunch of random gibberish...
                    I was thinking of the transcript of the Enron hearings. Didn't they stuff it in a storage shed somewhere near Helena? What are you thinking of?

                    Oh, and che told me to tell you that he sent you a care package today. It has perishable goods inside, so you should be sure to open it as quickly as possible when you get it. Don't forget about it or listen closely for ticking noises...


                    I like cheese.
                    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                    • #70
                      Yes, that's what's in it. Cheese, lots and lots of tasty cheese.
                      KH FOR OWNER!
                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • #71
                        ** dumps a crate of American cheese on Theben **
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #72
                          spam post
                          ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                          ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                          • #73
                            /me takes the Calicat and calls it George
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #74
                              /me says "ouch"

                              /me finds a brick of gov'mint cheese and beats raccoons with it
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • #75
                                George? His name is Tad.
                                ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                                ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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