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  • #16
    Hey Opening Day for the new coffee shop! Do I get a door prize or something?

    *Shogun sits down at the bar, looking around...smiling at the customers and employees*
    Haven't been here for ages....

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    • #17
      I demand a recount!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        /me just hates equations where you need to find the limit of (x,y,z) -> (0,0,0)
        Bunnies!
        Welcome to the DBTSverse!
        God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
        'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us

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        • #19
          *pokes head in, asks, what the hell is this place? nothing like the i club.

          *trundles off into the corner.
          B♭3

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          • #20
            Lemon currey?
            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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            • #21
              *Shogun starts to twiddle his thumbs*

              *yawn*
              Haven't been here for ages....

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              • #22
                *cg jumps up on the counter

                "Awright nobody move or I'll execute every mother****in last one of ya!"

                *cue Miserlou as played by Dick Dale
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #23
                  With what?

                  /me orders a beer
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #24
                    BANANA GUN!
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Shogun Gunner
                      Hey Opening Day for the new coffee shop! Do I get a door prize or something?

                      *Shogun sits down at the bar, looking around...smiling at the customers and employees*
                      Smiling is not allowed in this place.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #26
                        *snarls at Mr. Fun*
                        Haven't been here for ages....

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Theben
                          * Theben steal ur pie
                          Hmm. Sounds socialist.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #28
                            He is a dirty commie after all.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • #29
                              Leftist, socialist, communist. They are all Stalinists to me.

                              /me orders a drink
                              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                              • #30
                                /me ignores the idiot chanelling Fez
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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